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Zoo jokes - 1/22/2006 12:14:52 PM   
GoddessMorgaine


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A man goes to a zoo, but when he arrives there, there's only a dog

It was a shitzu!
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RE: Zoo jokes - 1/22/2006 1:00:24 PM   
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haha wow .. it's sad that it took me a minute to get it

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RE: Zoo jokes - 1/22/2006 3:00:55 PM   
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very clever indeed!!

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RE: Zoo jokes - 1/22/2006 5:42:06 PM   
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godds m
this is an inside shop joke for those who know massachusetts officer zoolas ,and his usual deeds
a man goes to a cage and finds out its a police station and sees a beaten dead female in a body bag and finds out it was a zoo lass still in jail

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RE: Zoo jokes - 1/22/2006 9:18:40 PM   
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Q: What's the difference between porcupines and BMWs?

A: The pricks are on the inside of the BMWs...

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RE: Zoo jokes - 1/22/2006 9:42:09 PM   
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Q. How can you tell a blonde is at the zoo?

A. Cause she will look at a Panther and say Damn thats a big dog.

Q. How can you tell when a blonde THINKS she is at a zoo?

A. When she tries to feed a fur coat.

Q. How many blondes does it take to find a zoo?

A. We May never know.

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RE: Zoo jokes - 1/22/2006 9:45:18 PM   
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Q. what do you get when you cross a shitzu with a bullbog?

A. Bullshitz

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