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AquaticSub -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 4:14:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I'm expecting to see some magnificently poor jokes here. A skunk walks into a courtroom. The judge says "Ordour in the court!" Hey, it made my Mom laugh...

GoodFeathers -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 4:57:52 PM)
Once there were two men that went out riding together every morning. Each one thought they had the taller horse, and as a result, kept confusing which horse belonged to which man. Well, after much arguing, they decided to measure the horses. Soon after they came to the conclusion that the white horse was four inches taller than the black horse. (Yeah, it didn't win many laughs at the family dinner when I was 8 either...except from my grandad who thought it was freakin' hilarious. Gods, I miss that man.)

snappykappy -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 5:03:38 PM)
do u know why u r never drink before going to bed in an indians tent u will have a lot of t pea

CarrieO -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 5:21:05 PM)
First remembered joke..... Driving with my Dad and we pass a graveyard, he would say "Do you know why they put fences around graveyards?" "Because people are just dying to get in there!" ba-dump-bump!

Saratov -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 6:05:53 PM)
How do you know if an elephant was in your refrigerator? Foot prints in the butter.

PeonForHer -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 6:18:42 PM)
FR- Two spectacularly rubbish jokes from CarrieO and Saratov respectively. I think this is going to be a photo-finish . . . .

PeonForHer -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 6:19:57 PM)
I think you have a natural advantage here, snappykappy, because of your slight resemblance to Billy Connolly.

angelikaJ -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 7:20:49 PM)
The first joke I told (I was 4) Why did Batman hold his penis? Because he had to use the bat-room. ............................................................... The first joke I remember learning ... (when I was 6) Knock, Knock Who's there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me. Knock Knock Who's there? Andy Andy who Andy bit me again.

PeonForHer -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 7:29:49 PM)
[:D] The race is still on . . .

subangi -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 9:16:14 PM)
Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs under you.

Aylee -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 9:24:06 PM)
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

NewlySingle329 -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 10:23:58 PM)
Earliest joke I can remember: Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

NewlySingle329 -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 10:25:11 PM)
Earliest "crude" joke I can remember: Why do they call her "peanut butter legs"? Because they spread so easily

BalletBob -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 11:40:34 PM)
The first joke I learned, I didn't really get the punch line till I was much older. A little boy goes to school, and a girl comes up and pulls his zipper up and down. He doesn't know what to do, so he tells his mother after school. She tells him, if the little girls pulls his zipper up and down again, tell her a little mouse is going to come out and bite her. So he goes to school the next day, and the little girl comes over, and starts pulling his zipper up and down again. He tells her, a little mouse is going to come out and bite her, and she turns to her cat and says, "Sic him pussy". Of course back then, I didn't get the connection with PUSSY ! Would it proper to tell another one, I learned from my dear Mom?

SultryItalian -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/11/2009 11:55:43 PM)
How do you fit Roseanne Barr into a string bikini? You take the "F" out of "fat" and the "F" out of "way".

rubberpet -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/12/2009 12:55:18 AM)
Hey, what did Tigger find in the bottom of the toilet? Pooh! [:D]

tsatske -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/12/2009 3:36:59 AM)
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. I told that one, when I was around 4, till my family must have wanted to bomb something random.

CarrieO -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/12/2009 5:57:43 AM)
Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi. [sm=Groaner.gif]

subangi -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/12/2009 6:04:20 AM)
Oh my gosh CarrieO.... thanks.. forgot that one and it always made me laugh.

rozenwyn -> RE: The first joke you remember learning (3/12/2009 2:02:22 PM)
back when i was five or six (possibly younger i can't recall to well) but the first joke i learned was: Q)Do you know where they found Michael Jacksons other glove? A)In Boy Georges pants. (this greatly amused me at the time, so much so that even though i didn't understand the joke i told it at one of my gramma's parties)

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