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MasterG2kTR -> Confucious (3/15/2009 12:05:45 PM)
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Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not
Determine who is right, war determines who is
Left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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