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slvemike4u -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 9:54:15 AM)

In light of previous postings....I have trouble believing you Kittin.   [8|]



GreedyTop -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 10:01:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Exactly!! 

and are they migratory? What is the airspeed?



Oh God, I just had a vision of a formation of flying penises, pointing forward, scrota flapping in the wind. Thanks for that, Toppy [8D] .


my pleasure, KS *smooch*



MarsBonfire -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 12:28:52 PM)

Ha! Shows what you ladies know! Men have brains in their heads... but, like certain species of dinosaur, we have "helper brains" located down below! The problem is, when aroused, the blood flow to our main brains gets diverted to the helper brain. That's why it is said that guys stop thinking when erect.

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kittinSol -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 12:43:40 PM)

*Snip*.



subrob1967 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 12:50:36 PM)

This thread is just nuts[:D]



hlen5 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 12:55:54 PM)

At least this thread is a lot more generous to the male anatomy than the vagina thread is to womens'.



kittinSol -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:00:53 PM)

Always, hlen. The female anatomy attracts derision and disgust; the male anatomy, laughter at worst. It's cultural [&o] .



hlen5 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:04:45 PM)

In the interest of fairness, how many of you men would go under the knife for aesthetic reasons? Get a little nip and tuck so you can once more be "high and tight"?



kittinSol -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:09:21 PM)

Gimme five [:D] !



Emperor1956 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:14:30 PM)

allthatjaz:   Hmm yep I tend to go along with that and I don't find a small hat disappointing so long as they dangle. I have seen the odd bollock that appears to be just one and is deeply embeded in rhinoceros type skin attached firmly to either side of the legs.
 
That was a cyst.

E.
 




Emperor1956 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:22:58 PM)

Hlen:  Having been a young man, and now approaching being a (hopefully, dirty) old man, I can unequivically say that "High and Tight" isn't the goal.  It is a man's right after age 40 to scare his wife when he bends over the bathtub in the morning.

E.



Vendaval -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:37:22 PM)

Is there a cure for ball drop?



LaTigresse -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:37:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Hlen:  Having been a young man, and now approaching being a (hopefully, dirty) old man, I can unequivically say that "High and Tight" isn't the goal.  It is a man's right after age 40 to scare his wife when he bends over the bathtub in the morning.

E.


That is soooooooooo, not a visual I wanted.



hlen5 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:42:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Hlen:  Having been a young man, and now approaching being a (hopefully, dirty) old man, I can unequivically say that "High and Tight" isn't the goal.  It is a man's right after age 40 to scare his wife when he bends over the bathtub in the morning.

E.


That is soooooooooo, not a visual I wanted.


But sooooooooo hilarious!! I'm still laughing!!



LaTigresse -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:44:29 PM)

I agree and yes, me also.[:D]



Emperor1956 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:46:36 PM)

Hlen and Tigresse:  Think of how SHE feels.

...sometimes she leaves skid marks.

E.



beargonewild -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:49:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Is there a cure for ball drop?


But Vendaval....low hangers means there's more to grab onto and torture, muhahahaha



LaTigresse -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 1:52:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Hlen and Tigresse:  Think of how SHE feels.

...sometimes she leaves skid marks.

E.


On the floor? Running fast the other way?



hlen5 -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 11:28:23 PM)

Up to 4 pages on the designer vagina thread and this one is dying a slow death on page 2 of the off-topic threads?? Where's the equity in that??



Vendaval -> RE: little dicks and all that bollocks (3/18/2009 11:49:46 PM)

True.  But somehow I don't picture Emperor 1956 as the CBT type of man.   

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Is there a cure for ball drop?


But Vendaval....low hangers means there's more to grab onto and torture, muhahahaha




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