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polish man - 3/18/2009 1:18:19 PM

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'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I were Italian?

Or if I had asked for feta cheese, would you ask me if I were Greek ?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I were German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I were Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I were Mexican? Would you? Would you?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no!'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I were Irish?'

'Well, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replies, 'Because you're at Home Depot.'

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RE: polish man - 3/18/2009 9:33:28 PM

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So... where does Home Depot keep the polish sausage?

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RE: polish man - 3/18/2009 10:10:55 PM

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Silly, there's usually a guy with a cart out front, dontcha know?

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RE: polish man - 3/18/2009 10:16:23 PM

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How clever.

A Polish joke.

Circa 1950.

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RE: polish man - 3/18/2009 11:09:37 PM

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It's been awhile alright. In the 80s, blondes started viciously taking all the starring roles in "Dumb Pollack" jokes. I wonder who's going to take over for the blondes?

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RE: polish man - 3/18/2009 11:19:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

It's been awhile alright. In the 80s, blondes started viciously taking all the starring roles in "Dumb Pollack" jokes. I wonder who's going to take over for the blondes?

Oh we'll figure someone out.

Blacks? No too politically incorrect, besides its been done before.

Hispanics?

Now there's a definite possibility.

What with all the illegals crossing the border sounds like a winner to me.

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RE: polish man - 3/18/2009 11:56:21 PM

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I was gonna suggest zombies or terrorists, but that gets me arrested in several Southern states as I understand it, y'all.

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RE: polish man - 3/19/2009 11:31:40 AM

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I've heard similar dynamics in a joke about an RC Cola and a Moonpie, a guy from Alabama, and a hardware store.

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RE: polish man - 3/19/2009 11:37:02 AM

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It's been awhile alright. In the 80s, blondes started viciously taking all the starring roles in "Dumb Pollack" jokes. I wonder who's going to take over for the blondes?

In South America they have jokes about the Argentines. In France, they laugh at the Belgians. In the Middle East, jokes go like this: "Soooooo, a Syrian walks into a bar...".

It's all very sad.

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RE: polish man - 3/19/2009 11:51:19 AM

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So Seriously, Which Isle is the Polish Sausage on?

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RE: polish man - 3/19/2009 2:30:05 PM

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It's been awhile alright. In the 80s, blondes started viciously taking all the starring roles in "Dumb Pollack" jokes. I wonder who's going to take over for the blondes?

Over this side of the pond we've thought for some time it's going to be the US politicians.
Ronald Reagan
Dan Quayle
(You can pick either) Bush
Watch this space.

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