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Mail box - 3/28/2009 11:19:59 AM

FourQ

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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment,... I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."

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RE: Mail box - 3/28/2009 12:38:31 PM

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He shoots, he scores

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RE: Mail box - 3/28/2009 2:56:12 PM

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Nothing like a cougar on the prowl searching for that morning tidbit.

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RE: Mail box - 3/28/2009 8:31:21 PM

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LOL... smart kid getting her to show off like that... hehehe

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RE: Mail box - 3/29/2009 3:50:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: WetBetty

He shoots, he scores

He shot alright, but I don't think he scored. LOL

I bet he hates it when the little guy misfires like that.

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RE: Mail box - 3/29/2009 8:36:28 AM

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RE: Mail box - 3/30/2009 3:06:00 AM

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