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Rayne58 -> Would you date this man?? (1/27/2006 6:15:55 PM)
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Master found this ad online and I had to help him up off the floor - read the P.S. at the end [:D]
30yo, illiterate male with excess hormones seeks ignorant and innocent female for selfish and fun times
29th of December, 2005
Hello,
I am a dominate male with poor social skills, no experience with BDSM and a desperate need to get laid.
If you're an easily deceived female between 18 and 85 years of age I'd like to hear from you. Big bazookas preferred. Your other attributes and characteristics are unimportant because it's all really about me, me, ME!
I am in my 40's, sexually unsuccessful, poor at conversation, cleanliness-challenged and will readily tell you all that you want to hear for as long as it takes to get your legs apart. I am sure this won't take long as I'm clearly a superior specimen, hung like a rubber pencil and can't understand how any woman would not take the first opportunity to have sex with me.
I don't know anything about BDSM except that it's an acronym that has something to do with bandages and dancing. I have heard though that it's easy to fake, gets women hot to trot, and I'll happily pretend to be knowledgeable and make it up as I go along, at least until I get my nib wet.
P.S. I live with my mother, but she's mostly deaf and won't cause us any problems.
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