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DarkSteven -> "I order you to clone yourself" (4/7/2009 8:00:21 PM)

Sometimes, when I find a profile that I like, of a collared s type, I send a cmail telling her to clone herself and send me the clone. 

I have never had a negative response.  But is there an etiquette issue with me issuing another person's s type an order, even if in jest?




DavanKael -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/7/2009 8:05:49 PM)

If people can't take a compliment within a witty joke, I think they're taking themselves too seriously.  :>
  Davan




littlewonder -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/7/2009 8:21:31 PM)

The only etiquette in bdsm is the etiquette between the people involved in a relationship.

If it doesn't state protocol in their profile then imo they're fair game to email.

Just be polite....just like in the real world, ya know?





maatsubJ -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/7/2009 8:59:18 PM)

Oh yeah this reminds me you're still number 20 




lovingpet -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/7/2009 9:29:21 PM)

If propriety is truly a concern, why not just request rather than order? Or perhaps just a straight up compliment more aimed more toward her dominant that her? It is an issue you are raising and can easily make it so it is no longer such. I doubt anyone would seriously make it a point of contention, but I suppose it is possible. The best way to avoid it is to not make it a possible issue in the first place.

lovingpet




xxblushesxx -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/7/2009 10:50:02 PM)

Not really, but Honey Master is quite overwhelmed with all of the other me's running around now.

Poor Dom looks like He's about to drop!

P.S. Thanks for the idea!!




CatdeMedici -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 6:19:33 AM)

That's people, some will laugh, some will get pissed--of course if it was Me, I'd come back with--"if you can't afford the original don't bother--knockoffs not available."[8D]




chiaThePet -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 6:34:42 AM)


Just don't start whining when some blond hottie dressed in wool knickers knocks on the door.

"Hi DS, I'm Dolly, got yer message, you baaaaad boy you".

chia* (the pet)




sirsholly -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 6:37:13 AM)

quote:

Sometimes, when I find a profile that I like, of a collared s type, I send a cmail telling her to clone herself and send me the clone.
i told you i am working on it, Stevie.






Anaquot -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 9:21:38 AM)

It is the intention.
I would take it as a "left handed" compliment. :)

If you get an angry response, you can always send the Dom a sympathy letter.




CatdeMedici -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 9:35:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


Just don't start whining when some blond hottie dressed in wool knickers knocks on the door.

"Hi DS, I'm Dolly, got yer message, you baaaaad boy you".

chia* (the pet)



that's assuming the blonde hottie is a female isn't it?




subtlebutterfly -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 9:48:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


Just don't start whining when some blond hottie dressed in wool knickers knocks on the door.

"Hi DS, I'm Dolly, got yer message, you baaaaad boy you".

chia* (the pet)



that's assuming the blonde hottie is a female isn't it?

and the coffee came through my nose...ohmygoooooodlytoodlesness HAHAHA!!!!!![sm=jaw.gif]




sublace -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 10:22:11 AM)

That's cute!!! Besides, it may be the ultimate answer to that frequently asked question    " So... what is an appropriate 'impossible' task ..."

[:D]




chiaThePet -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 3:10:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


Just don't start whining when some blond hottie dressed in wool knickers knocks on the door.

"Hi DS, I'm Dolly, got yer message, you baaaaad boy you".

chia* (the pet)



that's assuming the blonde hottie is a female isn't it?


Not to be sheepish ewe know, but I do think she had tits.

She however died young of progressive lung disease.

All those happy hours sitting at the end of the bar with a cigarette.

"Hey Tall, Dark and Dominant, buy a Laaaaadyyyyyy a drink?

chia* (the pet)




lronitulstahp -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 7:43:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Sometimes, when I find a profile that I like, of a collared s type, I send a cmail telling her to clone herself and send me the clone.
i told you i am working on it, Stevie.



So am i.  The "sugar and spice" mixed well enough....but the "everything nice" is having a heck of a time stabilizing......[;)]




DarkFury -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/8/2009 8:25:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Sometimes, when I find a profile that I like, of a collared s type, I send a cmail telling her to clone herself and send me the clone.
i told you i am working on it, Stevie.



So am i.  The "sugar and spice" mixed well enough....but the "everything nice" is having a heck of a time stabilizing......[;)]


Clone #3 will be shipped to you next week, tulip  [:D]




softness -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/9/2009 7:24:47 AM)

Hopefully the people concerned (both D and s type) would take it as it was intended, as a light hearted compliment. I do know however that some people are asshats and as such will get a little chest beaty at the idea.

Now wants to clone self .... so that I can stay at home with Sir and she can go out to work.




CreativeDominant -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/9/2009 7:46:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Sometimes, when I find a profile that I like, of a collared s type, I send a cmail telling her to clone herself and send me the clone. 

I have never had a negative response.  But is there an etiquette issue with me issuing another person's s type an order, even if in jest?

I like that...nothing negative said about her master/mistress and nothing suggesting that she commit the betrayal of leaving him/her for you.  Sort of a wistful, wishful compliment...I say "Nicely done, Steven"




Interesdom -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/9/2009 10:09:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
Sometimes, when I find a profile that I like, of a collared s type, I send a cmail telling her to clone herself and send me the clone. 

I have never had a negative response.  But is there an etiquette issue with me issuing another person's s type an order, even if in jest?

Since you are clearly only offering a joking compliment, it is not really an order.  It is possible that a very protocol-based person, or a highly insecure one, might take some offence but really, that's more their issue than yours.

If this is really bothering you, all you need to do is ask her to request of her owner that a clone of her is made and sent to you.  The compliment is there, without any hint of an order.




maykasumi -> RE: "I order you to clone yourself" (4/9/2009 2:36:37 PM)

you kidding




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