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xxblushesxx -> Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:11:33 PM)
I am looking for new and better small penis humiliation ideas. These are for men who love it, beg for it and pay a pretty penny for it, so, they really do want that. The more creative, the better, it seems. It often goes hand in hand (but not always) with my sissy boys who call. I really like them all an awful lot, and want to give them great experiences. (I have reconciled this with my subbiness as telling myself I am providing a "service"...) I've read a lot of the small penis threads here, and got a few ideas, but most of them seem to focus on why it's bad/not bad instead of the actual technique. I've already decided that the men who call me do it because they get something out of it. At first I was very gentle, and did NOT want to do it. But now that I've come to realize that they enjoy it, I can get very creative and wicked; I just want to get even more wicked!! Ideas, anyone? Tia!!

Aylee -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:14:20 PM)
I've held bigger Bic lighters in my hand.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:20:45 PM)
lol Last night I said "that's smaller than a cocktail weinie; but at least a cocktail weinie makes me happy" (sounds of "oh Mistress oh"...) and then "but at least a cocktail weinie is big enough to stick a toothpick in...yours isn't even big enough for that..." (more happy groans...)

Lockit -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:23:53 PM)
Hummm let's see.... I might find things to go around his cock that surely wouldn't fit and would fall off to prove how small it was and that everything I said was true. Put your thumb back in your pants... Find an oscar meyer weener whistle and tell him you carry it to remind you of him... Can you write with that thing, I've seen thicker pencils... (Make sure it isn't winter and he can write in the snow) That is not a straw! You can't expect me to suck that! Okay... I am half awake and I have never done this... can you tell? lol

Vendaval -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:37:57 PM)
Play dress up with it, put it in Barbie clothes and photograph the results. [:D]

Lockit -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:48:08 PM)
LOL at the Barbie clothes and picture! Dress it up as a troll and tell him that's all it's good for.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:49:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Hummm let's see.... I might find things to go around his cock that surely wouldn't fit and would fall off to prove how small it was and that everything I said was true. Put your thumb back in your pants... Find an oscar meyer weener whistle and tell him you carry it to remind you of him... Can you write with that thing, I've seen thicker pencils... (Make sure it isn't winter and he can write in the snow) That is not a straw! You can't expect me to suck that! Okay... I am half awake and I have never done this... can you tell? lol Not at all! You're awesome! The straw one is PERFECT!

xxblushesxx -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 12:51:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Play dress up with it, put it in Barbie clothes and photograph the results. [:D] Oh! Hell No!!! That is hilarious! I really think the funnier they are, the more they like it.

stella41b -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 4:11:38 PM)
Does it come with many attachments or an extension or something?

loverly -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 4:20:14 PM)
You could only allow Him to use a larger dildo or vib on You and not his pitifully small unit.. i mean .. why bother with it ?? i would also think laughing hysterically every time You see it would be pretty humiliating.. or asking.. " Is it Hard now? i cant tell!"

stella41b -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 7:20:12 PM)
Wow, it makes you look like that statue in Brussels you know after the pigeons came and pecked the pecker off.

Juliannadelion -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 7:23:39 PM)
Your penis is so small it reminds me, my lips need chapstick............... [:D]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/8/2009 9:02:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b Does it come with many attachments or an extension or something? Not many things on the intranet make me laugh out loud, but this did...and the ideas above you did too! They will love it! (I swear I would never ever say anything like that to anyone who didn't really need me to...)

MmeZoe -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/9/2009 1:07:27 AM)
I personally enjoy saying things like: "What is that thing? A woodchuck chops more wood than you can ever imagine having in your pants" Your pathetic little penis makes me wonder how many different ways I can make you wish you were a woman. (tie a string around it and say) I am putting this string on your little penis to remind you that it's no bigger than a finger, and it should not be used to point at anyone. Keep it small or I'll cut it off. :) Ah I feel better now.

hlen5 -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/9/2009 1:40:01 AM)
"Good Grief! How can you even pee as far as the toilet??!!""

MsFlutter -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/9/2009 6:12:02 AM)
snausage

liks2plzlf -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/9/2009 8:41:57 AM)
What can you fuck with that? Bugs

AngelGeena -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/9/2009 8:54:04 AM)
I thought you were supposed to be a guy

xxblushesxx -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/9/2009 10:17:17 AM)
lol those were hilarious!! Just remember, these should only be used for GOOD not EVIL!! snickers

sirsholly -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/9/2009 10:19:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 "Good Grief! How can you even pee as far as the toilet??!!"" snorts hot coffee through nose

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