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This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 9:25:09 AM

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Everyone has something that always makes them laugh. What is it for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfDtxoVxb5E

A few years ago I saw this video and it still cracks me up every time I see it. In case you can't make it through to the end, here's the unofficial summary.

Two French guys - one approximately 12-14 years of age, the other the illegitimate child of Zoolander - attempt an MTV style bling video on a tight budget. Due to budget constraints the Olympic sized swimming pool is replaced by a lap pool, the booty girl has no booty (junk in the trunk would have blown the budget), and in lieu of cars, rims are placed on a wall and spun around. Additionally, aforementioned bootyless booty girl douses herself in milk rather than champagne. Possibly because of alcohol restrictions due to the age of the youngest guy.

The title of the video is Facon Sex, which roughly translates to Sex Style. Which is particularly hilarious considering at least one half of the duo doesn't look like he's all the way through puberty, and the other just looks like he should be singing about Facon Masturbation.

If you're looking for a new video to Rick Roll someone to, this one's my suggestion.

RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 9:32:46 AM

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"C'est c'que je veux, j'veux mettre le feu." The lyrics suck ASS, mais la fille, ben, elle boit le yaourt.

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 9:48:38 AM

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J'vais faire court : QUEL MERDE !!!!! (pssssstttt chick is a size 0 and da boyz look like they could use being test cases for animal welfare. Treat them as geese being groomed for a life next as fine pate. )

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 9:58:39 AM

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Pure comedy. Especially since none of it was meant to be funny.

But yeah, apparently the dairy industry contributed something to the budget for product placement. By something I mean $50 in milk and yogurt.

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 9:59:24 AM

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Frog rap... not ze best in ze bizness.

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 10:21:39 AM

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That girl spilt her milk. i hope she has enough lunch money.

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 12:01:19 PM

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Pretty standard rap video to me...they are all ridiculous

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 9:59:28 PM

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wow, they have alot of faghags..

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/9/2009 10:10:04 PM

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I am asking a serious question.

Are they Tone Deaf in French too? Or Just to the English Ear? I mean there is no harmonical value to this at all.

Who Knew Zoolander had a French Love Child.

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/10/2009 6:06:02 AM

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I played part of this on a computer with no sound. The incessant camera switching bothered me a lot and almost made me feel queasy. I'll take your word that the lyrics and vocals are bad.

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/10/2009 6:33:39 AM

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When I first saw it I thought it was a parody video (at the time there was a comedian here doing a lot of them), but when I realized they were serious with the off key whining and ridiculous video it made it that much funnier.

Steel, this guy is a successful graduate of the Center for Children Who Can't Read Good, but he unfortunately missed the courses for Children Who Can't Sing Good. He never let it hold him back though

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/10/2009 7:06:30 PM

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What's something that always makes me laugh?

Senator Larry Craig... denying that he's gay.... that's ALWAYS good for a laugh.

Bobby Jindal... flapping his lips about "volcano monitoring" being a joke... just before Mt. Redoubt explodes... THAT's fucking funny!

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/10/2009 7:10:21 PM

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This is fairly new, but... speaks for itself... >.<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcC3ZiN4dY

EDIT: Totally forgot this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeHszfF3yQ AND, it has possible uh... uses!

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/10/2009 7:20:35 PM

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quote:

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Frog rap... not ze best in ze bizness.

My god, you have the sexiest accent!

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/11/2009 2:21:40 AM

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I fart in your general direction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9PGcnM10lA&NR=1

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/11/2009 6:05:25 AM

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"Who's on First?" Has been, is, and will always be... funny as hell. (When presented by Bud and Lou)

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/11/2009 6:11:41 AM

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"Who's on First?" Has been, is, and will always be... funny as hell. (When presented by Bud and Lou)

Yep...one of the best.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

To the OP...I watched the Facon Sex video and had to laugh, low budget doesn't have to show so easily. I don't speak French (

...my loss, I know) but the preening and posturing of these two were almost too much. What pushed me over the top were the spinning rims on the wall...huh!?!?

Thanks for the chuckle.

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/11/2009 4:34:39 PM

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"C'est c'que je veux, j'veux mettre le feu." The lyrics suck ASS, mais la fille, ben, elle boit le yaourt.

(What she said).

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RE: This always makes me laugh - 4/11/2009 4:41:51 PM

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muppet stuff is always good to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx3QAV64M&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9A0LlLyvo&feature=related

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