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LookieNoNookie -> Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 4:17:15 PM)


I wanna know.

I wanna know what your favorite thing about your life....is.

What is the coolest thing....about being you?

I don't want to know that you have the worlds best tits (unless of course you send me pictures)....because I don't have any....and I can't stay at home feeling mine (well, actually...I can...but it ain't any fun because mine have hair....and they ain't round and fluffy).

I don't want to know why you're the world's best lover (because I know that's a lie anyways....I am....so let's nip that in the bud right this minute@!!!!).

What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?

That's all.

Simple request.

Spew.




KMsAngel -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 4:24:34 PM)

i have a bumper sticker. "angel with attitude"

i love having my attitude. and getting away with it because i look innocent of it and most people don't suspect [:D]




DarkFury -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 4:26:22 PM)

I am not the world's best lover which is a perfect excuse to keep practicing!




mdr080480 -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 4:28:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?


Because I only know how to be me.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 4:56:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i have a bumper sticker. "angel with attitude"

i love having my attitude. and getting away with it because i look innocent of it and most people don't suspect [:D]


It works.

(I never suspected you for a minute).




KMsAngel -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:06:56 PM)

[sm=yahoo.gif] *bats eyelashes and smiles a sweet little grin*
quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i have a bumper sticker. "angel with attitude"

i love having my attitude. and getting away with it because i look innocent of it and most people don't suspect [:D]


It works.

(I never suspected you for a minute).




Aylee -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:17:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?



Because I am strong, independent, self-centered, powerful, assertive, and above all, the subject of my own life.




camille65 -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:23:53 PM)

Seriously the favorite and most wonderful thing about my life is my owner. The amount of love he gives me, awes me on a daily basis and enriches every part of me.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:38:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

Seriously the favorite and most wonderful thing about my life is my owner. The amount of love he gives me, awes me on a daily basis and enriches every part of me.


That's very sweet.

(Where's my Kaopectate?)

(Said in the nicest of ways, of course :) )




VampiresLair -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:45:43 PM)

The best thing about being me is...well...being me. I have wonderful friends, an incredible partner, a talent for one of the things I love most (my photography) and a  job where I am actually gaining respect for what I do and how well I do it.

DV




DemonKia -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:45:57 PM)

I'm a solipsist, so without me, there wouldn't be a universe, or a Lookie, or any of these other hallucinations I'm having . .. . . . & as soon as I figure out that nirvana thing . ... lol




dreamerdreaming -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:50:24 PM)

"What I want to know is....why would you rather be you....than anyone else?"

I'm just lucky, I guess.

I like myself. I keep myself good company.

And it sure seems like I've led a relatively charmed life compared to most other people. Oh don't get me wrong, I've had scads of heartache too, but...

Other people have other problems. Since I have experience being me and learning from my particular mistakes, I can continue to do better and better at it. Better than I might do at handling other people's issues, which I may not know nearly as much about.





LookieNoNookie -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 5:56:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DemonKia

I'm a solipsist, so without me, there wouldn't be a universe, or a Lookie, or any of these other hallucinations I'm having . .. . . . & as soon as I figure out that nirvana thing . ... lol


You're responsible for the entire universe?  Moreover....for me????

Well I got some issues with you then....

I wanna know why the hell I can't find my socks in the morning!

Why when my cars engine in January is easily 375 degrees within 2 minutes....I have to freeze my ass off until I get to the corner store???

How come my cat still thinks, after 9 years of me bonking her on the hayud when she licks my hair at 2 in the morning, that this is not only perfectly acceptable behaviour, but continues to do so even as I have fewer of them (hairs) as each attempt by her to lick them off in entirety?????

Why do I have incredibly erotic dreams about doing things while running a backhoe with raspberries placed on my genitals while imagining what it would be like being a Democrat for an afternoon?????

(Okay....scrap that last one)....

Okay....if you're responsible for all this...I want my damn money back!!!!




DemonKia -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 6:16:47 PM)

Hehehehe . . .. . First, please note that I am a happy little sadist & your misery, Lookie, in particular, pleases me . ... .

Secondly, details, schmetails . . . . Deities only concern themselves with the details when it pleases & amuses deity . . . . . lol




DarkFury -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 6:19:58 PM)

Another fav thing is teasing said deities.....muhahahahahahaha




DemonKia -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 6:21:23 PM)

But only on days when said deity did indeed eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast . ... . .

Hmmmmm, does liking 'em big & dumb count?




SteelofUtah -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 6:23:23 PM)

Because some mornings I can lift the toilet seat without using my hands and I'm married to a woman who thinks it's funny that I am entertained by that.

It rocks being me because everyone thinks I'm Harmless but I'm a serious Don Juan.

Steel




girlygurl -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 6:35:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Because some mornings I can lift the toilet seat without using my hands and I'm married to a woman who thinks it's funny that I am entertained by that.

It rocks being me because everyone thinks I'm Harmless but I'm a serious Don Juan.

Steel


Lift the toilet seat without hands? Youtube? Just sayin [:)]

Me thinks you're a Don Juan
smooch!!!




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 7:35:04 PM)

My favorite thing about being me is there is never a dull moment. Oh, and the handsome Man in the pic next to me.  He makes life fun too.




windchymes -> RE: Your favorite thing about your life..... (4/10/2009 8:34:13 PM)

I like to drink beer and watch porn, and I have power tools.




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