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FourQ -> Mr. Bear (4/12/2009 12:21:52 PM)
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr.Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.

YoursMistress -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/12/2009 12:29:52 PM)
[sm=rofl.gif] Very funny. Thanks for the laugh!

kinkienesss -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/12/2009 1:25:38 PM)
lmao

NightTigress -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/16/2009 10:19:43 PM)
lol

persephonee -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 3:45:55 AM)
[:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 4:33:36 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

kazzaslave -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 4:56:53 AM)
But bear is gay....isn't he??? looks puzzled

FourQ -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 5:28:34 AM)
Yes, he is now! Only thanks to Mr Rabbit though ;)

kazzaslave -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 6:22:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Yes, he is now! Only thanks to Mr Rabbit though ;) So THAT'S how people turn out gay....and here kazza was thinking it's genetic wanders off to mull it over

SteelofUtah -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 7:50:24 AM)
WASTED WISHED!!!! WASTED WISHES!! If Mr Bear had simply wished all the Bears in the world were women first he could have had two more wishes. IDIOT. Steel

kazzaslave -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 8:33:58 AM)
What difference does it make, Mr. Rabbit wished him gay? kazza

Termyn8or -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 8:41:29 AM)
FR Hmmm, you'll have to excuse me for thinking, but doesn't this then result in the extinction of bears ? I guess there were valuable lessons to learn in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons about those evil rabbits. Apparently Mr. Bear didn't get it. T

SteelofUtah -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 8:52:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kazzaslave What difference does it make, Mr. Rabbit wished him gay? kazza WOW. Okay, I guess we are taking this to a more logical place then. I rasie your query about the rabbit wishing the bear gay with the notion that neither bears nor rabbits can talk. LMAO Steel

Termyn8or -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 9:09:53 AM)
I'll raise you with the notion that the motorcycle afforded the rabbit some impunity for this act. Not quite along the lines of Bugs Bunny, but similar in nature. Like I said, gotta watch them critters. T

kazzaslave -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 9:20:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah quote: ORIGINAL: kazzaslave What difference does it make, Mr. Rabbit wished him gay? kazza WOW. Okay, I guess we are taking this to a more logical place then. I rasie your query about the rabbit wishing the bear gay with the notion that neither bears nor rabbits can talk. LMAO Steel They can't? But then what about....never mind kazza

hlen5 -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 9:28:11 AM)
Another woods, another bear and rabbit.... A bear was ambling through the woods and found a log in a nice sunny clearing. He decided this was a nice place to take a poop. A rabbit came along and he decided it was a nice place to poop too. So they are both sitting on the log doing their business, and the bear is finishing up. The bear asks the rabbit "Do you ever have trouble with the poop sticking to you fur??" The rabbit says "Nope". The bear says "good", grabs the rabbit and wipes his own butt.

Termyn8or -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/17/2009 4:36:47 PM)
hlen, that could've been the same bear and rabbit. That would explain it wouldn't it ? T

hlen5 -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/18/2009 12:18:19 AM)
LOL! That could be!!!

DaddyChess -> RE: Mr. Bear (4/19/2009 4:43:29 PM)
gay or not... I think the females would hold him down if they had to... last male and all... oh poor bears... talk about identity crisis.. one minute he's hung, the next... not so much..

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