sappatoti
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Joined: 10/30/2006 From: the edge of darkness... Status: offline
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As I prepare my boat and tackle for a day's fishing, I would bring that hungry person with me. They would watch how I operated my gear and salivate at the bounty I've gathered. I would then give them some of my gear for them to have a go at it themselves. Once I've reached the amount of fish I'm comfortable with, I'll jump overboard and swim back to shore with my catch (having left behind a few choice fish -- just in case the hungry person isn't as proficient with the gear as I). Once upon shore with my catch, I'd explain to the curious onlookers that it was through the efforts of the man in the boat that I have enough fish to keep me happy. Believing my words, the onlookers would wade into the water and swim out to the boat to try and obtain their own plentiful catches from the man. Moving my catch further inland I would put up signs pointing to the water which also advertise the man's efforts at providing fish for all. Once I've cleared the throng, I would head out to other vacant waters and begin to fish for myself again... in peace.
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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm... "Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932 If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!
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