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slaveluci -> "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 9:43:27 AM)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vlKIBAWvYWo/SZu9Hn9GOOI/AAAAAAAAAiA/O7dNZNP_3zI/s1600-h/cat.jpg Hope this link works. It's hilarious if you know cats! luci

kittinSol -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 9:45:22 AM)
Loved it :-) . Thank you, luci.

GreedyTop -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 9:45:29 AM)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish to be cremated......

slaveluci -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 9:53:23 AM)
Yeah, ya know, I'm not a cat person and never have been. But I wanted a pet and we don't have the right environment for the type of dog I'd want so I "settled" for a cat. Of course I love her mean ass [8D] and now I finally "get" all the cat jokes. She fits these things to a "T." She sleeps on top of the computer monitor, ambushes me, kneads the covers....pretty much everything this joke "warns" cat owners about. It made me laugh so I thought I'd share..............luci

CarrieO -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 9:56:52 AM)
I thought the topic would be funny but the more I read...the more concerned I am. I have 3 cats that do all these things[8\|] Thanks for the link

kittinSol -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 9:57:25 AM)
Do I take it that you're falling in love with your feline :-) ? (I have an unbelievable classic tabby, Cyrus - we'll have to exchange photos one of these days).

kittinSol -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 9:58:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CarrieO I thought the topic would be funny but the more I read...the more concerned I am. I have 3 cats that do all these things[8\|] [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

MissMorrigan -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 10:28:14 AM)
I have experienced the cold, callous and sadistic nature of cats firsthand when my female furry ratbastard lay across the top step (two flights up) in my house one night which resulted in a fractured shin for me and my naked arse becoming wedged between the wide-ish pine bannisters as I fell over her and down the stairs. She's chocolate/black and my carpet then was a very deep brown so when the fone rang, I couldn't see her as I raced to go down the stairs to answer it. She's never been a cuddly cat - it was malice with intent [:@] My son has forever been blighted by waking up that day to my screams and seeing me upside down with my backside wedged in those bannisters. The worst thing about it is that he had to use his foot to push me back out again! I'm surprised either one of us are still here.

sirsholly -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 11:17:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan I have experienced the cold, callous and sadistic nature of cats firsthand when my female furry ratbastard lay across the top step (two flights up) in my house one night which resulted in a fractured shin for me and my naked arse becoming wedged between the wide-ish pine bannisters as I fell over her and down the stairs. She's chocolate/black and my carpet then was a very deep brown so when the fone rang, I couldn't see her as I raced to go down the stairs to answer it. She's never been a cuddly cat - it was malice with intent [:@] My son has forever been blighted by waking up that day to my screams and seeing me upside down with my backside wedged in those bannisters. The worst thing about it is that he had to use his foot to push me back out again! I'm surprised either one of us are still here. and you know...you just KNOW...she laid there with that "Stooopid human" expression/eye roll.

rubberpet -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 1:41:38 PM)
My beloved football-shaped Meenu does some of those things, but most times, she is too lazy to mount such attacks. She'd much rather have her neck and tummy scratched because if she kills me, she no longer has anyone to buy her kitty food. [:D] I get to live by default. LOL

kinkienesss -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 2:28:40 PM)
lol

girlygurl -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 2:31:15 PM)
Cute Luci, thanks!

marie2 -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 3:20:44 PM)
Ha! You're a goner luci...admit it....You're now one of those "cat people". You'll probably have 2 or 3 of them before ya know it. : x

NightTigress -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 3:28:21 PM)
lol

slaveluci -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 4:43:44 PM)
OMG, say it ain't so! I almost did get a second one because everyone kept telling me Kali would behave better if she had a playmate. I was this close to falling for that cruel trick but finally decided not to[8D]. She's more than we can handle..............luci

slaveluci -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 4:44:52 PM)
Your poor son. I'll bet he's a real cat-hater. Hilarious story! luci

slaveluci -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 4:45:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet if she kills me, she no longer has anyone to buy her kitty food. [:D] I get to live by default. Well, that's something[8D] luci

Lynnxz -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 5:10:23 PM)
My Kittah loves me, but hates my boots with a passion. She drags them back to her "lair" and gnaws them... I was impressed, considering she is a tiny cat, and they are knee high platform boots.

Saratov -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 7:47:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan (snip) My son has forever been blighted by waking up that day to my screams and seeing me upside down with my backside wedged in those bannisters. The worst thing about it is that he had to use his foot to push me back out again! I'm surprised either one of us are still here. [sm=whoa.gif] How is his therapy going? Does it look like he may be able to recover some day and live a relativly 'normal' life? [sm=jerry.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" (4/16/2009 11:33:44 PM)
Luci... you may not have a choice... Cats will adopt you whether you want it or not...LOL Just sayin'...

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