windchymes
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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar
getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why
she's so down.
"My husband just left me. He said I'm too kinky in bed," she
said.
"What a coincidence! My wife just left me," said the man,
"she told me that I was too kinky for her, too!"
The two talk a little while longer, and finding that they
have so much in common they decide to go back to the woman's
house to have kinky sex.
When they get to the woman's house she turns to the man and
says, "Give me ten minutes, I want to slip into something
more comfortable." She goes into the bathroom and changes
into a full leather dominatrix outfit.
However, as she is coming out of her bathroom, the man is
putting on his coat and walking out the door.
"What happened?" She said, "I thought you wanted to have
kinky sex?"
He looks at her and says, "Well, I just screwed your dog and
shit in your purse. I'm done."
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Kinky is as kinky does.... - 
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