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Crusades - 4/22/2009 7:17:31 AM

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A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

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RE: Crusades - 4/22/2009 9:11:34 PM

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That's what bolt cutters are for...

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RE: Crusades - 4/22/2009 9:33:29 PM

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lol

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RE: Crusades - 4/23/2009 5:01:54 AM

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They had bolt cutters back then?

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RE: Crusades - 4/23/2009 5:52:04 AM

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