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flowerchicknz -> RE: Burning balls off safely (4/29/2009 3:41:32 AM)
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My doctor thinks I'm a good girl. And she's just the neighbourhood GP, I wouldn't stake your childbearing future on her knowledge of scrotal behavior at the boundaries of safe play. [:D]
And the information's contradictory, Supposedly testes can survive sauna temperatures followed by a jump into sub zero waters. But contradicting that is how men should wear baggy boxers rather than tight briefs, to prevent sterility through overheating.
Plus other issue is that either the contracting muscles lift any small weights, so the balls still get to shrink. Or the weights are too much for the muscles and tearing damage occurs. Tying off retracting balls might cause the same thing.
Since winters coming, my revised plan is wrap them up nice and warm, to keep their core temperature up. Restrain them posed like a girl in gyno stirrups. Then just run the outside garden hose, which should be just above freezing, indoors and leave it pointing at their bare balls. I could try the gooch and anus, but that's closer to the core. Once the balls can't get colder, then boil up a nice noisy steam kettle, pour boiling water into a watering can, secretly add cold water to get the combined temperature down to "really hot bath" and apply to the scrotum, laughing like a maniac.
@Termyn8or. Blowtorches sound tasty near nude male subs. You know taking a break mid scene for food. Pushing a sausage down a kebab skewer. Poking holes in it with a fork. Cooking it with your blowtorch. Dipping it in so much Tomato sauce that it covers your face when you take big bites of the sausage. Then to be really disgusting, be a dirty bitch and chew with your mouth open [:D]
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