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theroebabe -> One Stone whats in a name (8/18/2004 6:52:18 AM)
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This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got
around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there
he made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made
love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant business.
Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see
you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her
all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow
Bird wouldn't die!
Which goes to show ....... You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.
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