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So a Frog Walks Into a Bank .... - 5/4/2009 8:42:20 PM   
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[color=#008000 size=6]A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly  formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

 

(folks, you're gonna luv this)



The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."











[color=#008000 size=6] (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)






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RE: So a Frog Walks Into a Bank .... - 5/5/2009 3:30:39 AM   
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That song will be stuck in my head all day.  Thank you.

The joke is cute.   LOL

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RE: So a Frog Walks Into a Bank .... - 5/5/2009 7:52:06 AM   
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you are most welcome pure!!!!

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RE: So a Frog Walks Into a Bank .... - 5/5/2009 8:43:06 AM   
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cute :) 

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RE: So a Frog Walks Into a Bank .... - 5/5/2009 12:22:20 PM   
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RE: So a Frog Walks Into a Bank .... - 5/5/2009 12:49:26 PM   
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People have been stones for less than that.

A Good friend of mine would have said:

"Oh I get it, it was like a joke only different at the end."

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RE: So a Frog Walks Into a Bank .... - 5/5/2009 3:32:44 PM   
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LOL....UGGGGGGHHHHHH!

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