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What do you want out of life? - 3/10/2004 2:39:34 PM   
akame


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A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want Out
of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really? And what four little animals would that be,
sugar?"

The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a Tiger
in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.

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RE: What do you want out of life? - 8/11/2005 12:43:48 AM   
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Hee hee hee... How cute.

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RE: What do you want out of life? - 8/11/2005 1:47:15 AM   
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Nice.

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RE: What do you want out of life? - 8/11/2005 6:11:11 AM   
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Now that's a girlie with her priorities straight LOL!

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RE: What do you want out of life? - 8/13/2005 11:23:58 AM   
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that girl knows whats important

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