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stella41b -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:34:41 AM)

I can see clearly now my knob is gone
I can feel that my lunchpack has been taken away
Gone are the stiffies that had one hand tied
It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiney day
It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiney day

I'm just wishing now that the pain be gone
My scrotum and both bollocks have disappeared
I am the eunuch I was wishing for
It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiney day

I try to look down, all I can see are bandages
Where I once was hard, nothing but bandages

I can't pee in a straight line now my knob has gone
It just comes out as a fine yellow spray
Gone is my lunchpack which once hung down
It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiney day
It's gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiney day



original by Johnny Nash



CatdeMedici -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:46:05 AM)

Thank you stella for making Me wipe the morning coffee off the keyboard![8D]



DerangedUnit -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:48:38 AM)

i have a little pain slut (boy of course) that wants to be castrated if any dommes want to take him off my hands im to far away to do it...



GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 8:50:42 AM)

 Stella !!![:D] OMG!!
fukkin A.............
ahahahahahhahahahahhahahha



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 8:57:22 AM)

[:D] LOL Stella!



lobodomslavery -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 10:33:30 AM)

Stella why dont you go for literary prizes. Your sonnett its deeply impressive
kevin



dreamerdreaming -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 2:14:51 PM)

ROFLMAO!!!
 
Thanks Stella!  [:D]



Andalusite -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 3:49:07 PM)

Yeah, you can do mindfuck play with an elastrator and regular rubberbands. http://www.livestockpros.com/farm-ranch/elastrator_pliers_and_rings.htm I understand that some folks use the real elastration bands, but only leave them on for a few seconds to a few minutes (warning: they can embed themselves in the surrounding flesh which swells up a bit, especially on nipples, so keep safety shears handy).



Politesub53 -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:28:29 PM)

Sheesh....If anyone cuts my knob off, how am I going to be able to think ?



Venatrix -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:36:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Sheesh....If anyone cuts my knob off, how am I going to be able to think ?


Can't you just shift your brains a bit farther to the back?  I know a lot people who keep them there, instead.



Politesub53 -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:37:44 PM)

No Ma`am, my eyes are there. I want to see who is sneaking up on me. [8D]



Venatrix -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:39:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

No Ma`am, my eyes are there. I want to see who is sneaking up on me. [8D]


That makes you the only man I know who needs his bum blindfolded.



Politesub53 -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 4:41:49 PM)

Blindfold ? I think You may need a blanket to cover it ?



LPslittleclip -> RE: Castration (5/10/2009 5:10:19 PM)

offer him estrogen injectons. it will make his skin so much softer and less chest hair.



MadamnX -> RE: Castration (5/11/2009 4:17:26 PM)

"HELLO" !

{couldn't resist}
 aka: Azrael



PeonForHer -> RE: Castration (5/11/2009 5:15:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LPslittleclip

offer him estrogen injectons. it will make his skin so much softer and less chest hair.


Maybe ex partners of mine have been pumping me with oestrogen while I've been asleep.  I've never had any chest hair.  Sometimes, on the beach, I feel like wearing a sign saying "No, I don't shave it."



LadyPact -> RE: Castration (5/11/2009 7:46:49 PM)

I had to laugh at this, Peon.  My preference in males is no chest hair.  Something MP was quite grateful for when I finally came along.



PeonForHer -> RE: Castration (5/12/2009 2:09:10 AM)

I actually have been to bed with women who've had hairier chests than me.  These have occasionally been . . . awkward experiences. 

A little known fact:  A lot of men with muscly chests have no hair on them and it's frequently assumed we shave them to make them look better.  In fact, it's often the other way around.  As a young man you realise that you're not going to get a chest-bush, so you develop muscles to compensate. 

There's some deep principle about life itself in there somewhere, but it's too early in the day for me to articulate it. 



LadyConstanze -> RE: Castration (5/12/2009 6:31:58 AM)

Relax Peon, quite a lot of women don't go for the "gorilla" look and find it absolutely great if a man waxes, so this could work in your favour...

Personally I prefer the bare chest, at the gym there are a few guys who seem to be VERY hairy, I mean even hair on their back, it doesn't really put me off, but it also doesn't make me want to look. There are more important things about a person than the amount of body hair they have, especially since that issue can be so easily resolved with a razor or some wax.



Venatrix -> RE: Castration (5/12/2009 7:37:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

There are more important things about a person than the amount of body hair they have, especially since that issue can be so easily resolved with a razor or some wax.


Or a nice pointy pair of tweezers. . . .



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