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Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 12:44:46 AM

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Three doctors are playing golf. The first says I am a great surgeon. I reattached a mans hand and one year later he was playing the piano for the Queen of England. The second doc smiled and told how he reattached an arm and a leg from an accident victim who only 3 years later won an Olympic gold medal in track. Doctor number three told how his patient was drunk, high on cocaine and rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. He said he only had some hair and the horse's ass to work with but he rebuilt her and today she is the speaker of the house.

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 5:59:47 AM

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 8:34:17 AM

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Wouldn't that be "Speaker of the Horse?"

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 8:46:02 AM

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Maybe the thread tittle should have been ,"one sided humor" hold the balance.......

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 6:02:52 PM

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" ... the first victims of liberalism are satire and irony ..."

- William A. Jacobson

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 8:42:45 PM

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I didn`t get the memo......

Does this indicate that Pelosi is now the scapegoat/victim de`jour?........

What`s the lame reasoning for this ,now?What mortal sin did she commit?

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 9:09:09 PM

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quote:

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I didn`t get the memo......

Does this indicate that Pelosi is now the scapegoat/victim de`jour?........

What`s the lame reasoning for this ,now?What mortal sin did she commit?

Other than being a corrupt lying bitch?

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 9:14:59 PM

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Wow,such class...

Lying?

Lying about what,pray tell?

Before you answer,perhaps you should define "lying" for us?

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 9:22:27 PM

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quote:

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Wow,such class...

Lying?

Lying about what,pray tell?

Before you answer,perhaps you should define "lying" for us?

Lying: knowingly telling a mistruth.

you can start with the CIA briefings on torture that she lied about then had to change her story when she got caught.

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 9:30:19 PM

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awww still trying to disown the torture thing.....got it....

lol

Is the creative guy at the RNC on vacation this month?

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 10:28:44 PM

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/9/2009 10:44:51 PM

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awww still trying to disown the torture thing.....got it....

lol

Is the creative guy at the RNC on vacation this month?

wtf are you rambling on about?

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RE: Humor to balance one sided posts - 5/10/2009 9:05:18 PM

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