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Knights of the Round Table - 5/9/2009 10:47:29 AM

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King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.

“This is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?”

“Ah, sire, just observe,” said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.

“Merlin, you are a genius!” said the grateful monarch. “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.”

After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest.

Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal “short arm” inspection.

Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad.

“Sir Galahad,” exclaimed King Arthur. “My one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!”

But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/9/2009 10:54:25 AM

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Hmm, it seems the phrase "Cat got your tongue" has been slightly bowdlerized through the years.

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/9/2009 9:14:13 PM

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"We're knights of the round table
we dance whenever we're able..."

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/10/2009 3:58:27 AM

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...We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

Oddly enough Joseff, I was thinking of the very same song when I posted.

It's always nice to see someone who appreciates the humour.

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/10/2009 5:51:42 AM

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LMAOOOO

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/10/2009 9:18:58 AM

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LMAOOOO

THIS made me Laugh My Ass off because LMAO is an Acronym and basically what you just said was.

Laughing my Ass Off Off Off Off.......

Kinda like a Stutter.

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/10/2009 10:35:25 AM

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Well, after this joke, none of them will have "to push the pram a lot"

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/10/2009 10:43:48 AM

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ROFL

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/18/2009 11:51:19 PM

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"We're knights of the round table
we dance whenever we're able..."

I am glad it was not just me

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/18/2009 11:59:23 PM

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GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to youtube for the song vid..in LEGO!!!*

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RE: Knights of the Round Table - 5/19/2009 4:56:29 AM

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