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MasterG2kTR -> Blonde Jokes (5/15/2009 7:47:57 PM)
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Did you hear about the blonde who:
....Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight!
....Got fired from her job at the pharmacy for failing to print labels...."Duh"....bottles won't fit in the typewriter!
....Got trapped on the escalator for hours....because the power went out!
....Tried to make Kool-Aid.....but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
.....Tried to go water skiing.....but she couldn't find a lake with a slope!!!
....Lost the breast stroke swimming competition....she later learned the others cheated, they used their arms!
....Said the capitol of California is "C".....isn't it?!
....Baked a turkey for 1 1/2 days....instructions said 20 minutes per pound and I weigh 108.
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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday -- duuhhh
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