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mydestiny2043 -> How to install a poor man's security system (5/19/2009 11:47:11 PM)

Go to a 2nd hand store & buy a pair of men's used work boots - get a really big pair.
* Put them outside your front door on top of a coopy of "Guns & Ammo Magazine". [If you do not have this magazine, buy it]
* Now put a dog dish beside the above - a really big dog dish.

* Leave a note on your front door that says something like this ........

"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 hour.
Don't disturb the pitbulls as they have just been de-wormed & neutered".




GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: How to install a poor man's security system (5/19/2009 11:53:42 PM)

LOVE IT...
[:D]
When I stayed alone at our cabin on a lake  I put my husband 's big size 13..  yep boots  and rubber boots outside and fishing rods along with...guy mags..
[:-]
On the farm I got a giant doghouse and a long chain with an empty collar on the end.. 
 
what about...??
a note..
honey the rattlesnake is out again..look for her...ahahahhahahaah
 
GQ




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