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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 6:07:03 AM   
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Sign outside town...

Town of Western
Collarme Territory
Population 75 (plus one wagon unspecified number of dance hall girls)



and a three legged dog trained in tripping innocent women so his master can peep up their skirts,


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 6:25:15 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 6:28:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

only because I've found the women in Old Western don't have underwear...




TRANSLATION: MusicMystery invented the Panty Raid....


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 6:36:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		*hops into town and takes a quiet spot in the shade under the porch of one of the saloons*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 6:37:38 AM   
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*hops into town and takes a quiet spot in the shade under the porch of one of the saloons*
ODI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 8:40:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Actually, I've found the blacksmith is very accommodating about hammering iron around a girl's neck when she's taken to the stables for ravishing, ropes and whips.

Perhaps this tradition will catch on...



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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 8:46:41 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 8:47:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Actually, I've found the blacksmith is very accommodating about hammering iron around a girl's neck when she's taken to the stables for ravishing, ropes and whips.

Perhaps this tradition will catch on...




Hi Master,
Have you been to Old Sturbridge Village lately?   Sounds like it...    *smirks*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 8:48:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sturbridge... gawd, I havent been there since I was about 12... picked up a copy of Thick as a brick there (for .50) WITH the newspaper intact.

ok, I wanna be something tomboyish... maybe the pony trainer?


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 8:57:09 AM   
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*smiles*   Hmmm..  maybe i should start planning a trip.   1st stop by the Blacksmith, then off to the stable for some pony training!      After that... hmmmm... if there is SchoolMaster in the one-room schoolhouse, perhaps i could get some corner time, or even better, a paddling!    *smiles*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 8:58:46 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 8:59:58 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 9:05:50 AM   
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picked up a copy of Thick as a brick there (for .50) WITH the newspaper intact.


Wow, GT, that spins me back down the years and the days of my youth.

Draw the lace and black curtains, and shut out the whole truth.

Spin me down the long ages; let them sing the song!



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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 9:20:45 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 10:06:51 AM   
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Dust you down from tip to toe.
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Hold you steady as you go.





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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 11:30:39 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 12:51:46 PM   
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Beware!!! The Judge is having a case of the Grumpies today!


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 12:55:12 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 12:57:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: hlen5

TELEGRAM for Lily VonSchtupp - contents confidential



Oooh! A telegwam. How Ordinary.  (Hmm, I wonder if it's that annoying Hedley again. Maybe it's from that Gambler fellow...)


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/28/2009 1:04:02 PM   
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How about a nice hot Lavender or Lily of the Valley scented bath (after court is recessed, of course!)?


In a really big tub, with some of the imported can can girls???


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