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windchymes -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:56:55 AM)
I want to be the women who comes along and sweeps Ben Cartwright off his feet and we'd ride off into the sunset together. Then I'd struggle with my lustful feelings for my three handsome stepsons, Adam, Hoss and Little Joe.

igor2003 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 7:57:26 AM)
I'm the retired pony soldier that just wanted to settle in a "quiet little town" and open a general store.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 9:38:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes I want to be the women who comes along and sweeps Ben Cartwright off his feet and we'd ride off into the sunset together. Then I'd struggle with my lustful feelings for my three handsome stepsons, Adam, Hoss and Little Joe. I'd rather just struggle with Adam, Hoss and Little Joe!

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 9:51:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse The Judge. I was think Mayor first, then realized that the Judge has more power. Oh, you'd make an outstanding judge! That's perfect. Look, between the judging and the running of the saloon, you're going to have to be on the move quite a bit. You'll be needing a reliable horse. May I have the honor, please?

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 9:55:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee Just how many whores can there be in this movie?....cuz i really have no other skills.... Oh, we can never have too many of those. This movie's got a big budget!

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 9:56:35 AM)
I am pulling Steven back onto the piano and I am the one who is bringing him the "piano-notes"...and flirts with the guys in the saloon that they stay there and keep ordering drinks...as Steve's piano skills won't do that trick...

PeterJay -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 10:14:37 AM)
I'll be the Undertaker. I've got a nice plot ready to bury our dead.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 10:25:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeterJay I'll be the Undertaker. I've got a nice plot ready to bury our dead. Alright! We're rockin' and rollin' now. All we need now are some gunfighters, then. I'll be one of those if LaT won't accept me as her horse.

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 10:27:32 AM)
I’m definitely the good, church girl, ministers daughter that gets kidnapped by the misunderstood, framed outlaw who is very rough and demanding…. Maybe even starved for sex…. It was a terribly hot day, and I was down by the stream, prim and proper dress tossed aside on the bushes--I was playing in the water with my petticoat held high and my chemise unlaced when he rode by and saw all of that bare, pale flesh…. grins

camille65 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 11:28:46 AM)
I would own and run the local boarding house. Unfortunately due to my good nature I'd be letting out too many room for free to those fallen on hard times. While having a good reputation amongst the townies I would secretly be routinely ravished by the traveling men in both black and white hats. Since this is all fantasy I also want to be famed for my apple pie because in reality I can't bake worth a damn.

purepleasure -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 11:31:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Steven works for Peaches....[:)] And if Peaches shows up to work in stilettos and leather and gives me crap, I'm going to start a thread about it. y'know... one of us turning the other over our knee and administering a sound spanking COULD be an option.

DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 11:40:42 AM)
So who gets to be the lawyer that I get to sue pure for sexual harassment?

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 11:54:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven So who gets to be the lawyer that I get to sue pure for sexual harassment? i would be...except i am busy with my knittin'

DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 11:59:30 AM)
/chooses holly/

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 12:09:15 PM)
I am happy to be your lawyer Steven but just be aware about that I passed my last law exam (last year) with just 45% (we need 40% to pass), so don't expect me to be that great to represent you...though my mum used to say I can lie without getting red at all...so that should make up for it [:D] holly keep knitting, I need new socks

DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 12:16:29 PM)
phoenix, if I do select you as my baristrix (that's legal for lawyerette), could I "take out in trade" my fee to you?

purepleasure -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 12:19:09 PM)
~sells the bar/brothel to Steven and heads back to the big city~

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 12:20:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven /chooses holly/ begins knitting a thong for Steven...after finishing the socks for Phoenix

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 12:22:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure ~sells the bar/brothel to Steven and heads back to the big city~ Peaches...this is the Wild West...you are in the big city NOW [:)]

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 12:22:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven phoenix, if I do select you as my baristrix (that's legal for lawyerette), could I "take out in trade" my fee to you? blush what do you mean... goes to purepleasure to ask her how high her percentage would be to hand over to me after the trial if I defend Steven to "her" favour....on the way to her bumps into the prospective judge and asks how much he pays when I say what he wants me to say...as after all I am a truly devoted sub to real authority...

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