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stella41b -> Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 7:06:36 PM)
A man goes to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back. "So what on earth are you supposed to be?" the host asks. "I'm a snail." The man replies. "What a load of rubbish!" spits his host. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?" "That's not any naked girl, mate," the bloke replies, "that's Michelle."

Musicmystery -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 9:03:45 PM)
Still, it was a shellfish thing to do.

hlen5 -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 10:21:50 PM)
He probably did it just for the halibut.

AngelGeena -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 10:24:19 PM)
[sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]

Musicmystery -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 10:37:05 PM)
Puns give me a haddock. I need aspirin--I think there's salmon the medicine cabinet.

hlen5 -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 10:53:11 PM)
I think it's right next to the calamari lotion.

GreedyTop -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 11:25:58 PM)
GROAN

hlen5 -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 11:47:51 PM)
I know, I know. It just makes you "eel" doesn't it??

YoursMistress -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 11:49:27 PM)
Oh my! Someone call a sturgeon! We may have a croaker here!

GreedyTop -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 11:51:10 PM)
like a 'conch' on the head....

hlen5 -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 11:53:30 PM)
I can't stop myself!! Quick, somebody whale on me!!!

YoursMistress -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/25/2009 11:58:01 PM)
Holey mackerel, I shad have smelt this coming after the first posted reply.

GreedyTop -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 12:01:13 AM)
I couldnt kelp myself.....

hlen5 -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 12:02:35 AM)
Oh mahi-mahi!! What will someone post next??

YoursMistress -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 12:04:55 AM)
My grampus used to tell me to clam up if I had nothing to say.

hlen5 -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 12:09:13 AM)
Time to turn in for me. Sweet Dreams!! See you in schools!!

YoursMistress -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 12:14:30 AM)
Walleye suppose it's bed time for me tuna tee night.

GreedyTop -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 1:05:19 AM)
octopus the cats outside.....

scifi1133 -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 5:10:49 AM)
Groan at the whole thread lol.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Fancy dress party (5/26/2009 9:46:20 AM)
Seriously a WHOLE page of BAD BAD BAD Fish Puns? Steel

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