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estah -> What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:41:15 PM)
What is the definitions of desperate? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon. What is the definition of impossible? Eating Diarrhea with a knife and fork. What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You’re next!" What’s the definition of "trust"? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob. What is the definition of pain? Sliding down a forty foot razor blade and landing in a bowl of iodine. What is the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

sirsholly -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:44:21 PM)
[:'(] [sm=Groaner.gif] [:'(]

VelvetCruelty -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:44:23 PM)
[sm=Groaner.gif] thanks for the gross laugh!

VelvetCruelty -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:45:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly [:'(] [sm=Groaner.gif] [:'(] LOL, oh Holly great minds think alike. ps I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....!

sirsholly -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:47:03 PM)
quote: I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....! you blame men for our clumsiness?

sirsholly -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:48:15 PM)
oooo...boobs as in.....BOOBS!!!!!! oops

estah -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:51:13 PM)
I cannot blame the boobs, I am only an A cup...think it must be all the laughing at the jokes that makes me clumsy.

VelvetCruelty -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:54:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....! you blame men for our clumsiness? Holly - I think I love you. [sm=flowers.gif]

VelvetCruelty -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 12:55:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: estah I cannot blame the boobs, I am only an A cup...think it must be all the laughing at the jokes that makes me clumsy. [sm=rofl.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:07:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VelvetCruelty quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: I'm your sister in clumsy - I blame the boobs.....! you blame men for our clumsiness? Holly - I think I love you. [sm=flowers.gif] [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

VeryNastyDom -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:27:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly you blame men for our clumsiness? Heeeey!!! You need a flogging for that one. Besides, A-cups rule!

estah -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:35:37 PM)
laughs softly A cups do rule...no back pain, no gravity and no extra charges when flying winks

VelvetCruelty -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:40:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: estah laughs softly A cups do rule...no back pain, no gravity and no extra charges when flying winks Now you're just making me feel bad! lol..... [sm=flash.gif] Although, it would be nice if you had 'active wear' breasts and 'gee, I need to pay my rent' breasts - you know, so you could alternate! [:D]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:42:55 PM)
Thanks for the giggle, estah! i needed one this afternoon. [sm=Groaner.gif] What about B cups? [:)] VC - holly is easy to love. [:D]

VelvetCruelty -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:44:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Thanks for the giggle, estah! i needed one this afternoon. [sm=Groaner.gif] What about B cups? [:)] VC - holly is easy to love. [:D] Yes she is!! And I think your B cups are PERFECT! [sm=excuseme.gif]

VeryNastyDom -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:55:19 PM)
For the record, we men don't give damn. Tits are perfect regardless of the size!

estah -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:56:33 PM)
Woohoo...all females have perfect breasts...now that is great news.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 1:59:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VelvetCruelty quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Thanks for the giggle, estah! i needed one this afternoon. [sm=Groaner.gif] What about B cups? [:)] VC - holly is easy to love. [:D] Yes she is!! And I think your B cups are PERFECT! [sm=excuseme.gif] Oh, that is sooo a win!!! [sm=hearts.gif] [sm=flash.gif] Last time i was measured, they were between a B and a C, but i'm sure it's prolly all good, yeah? [8D]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 2:01:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: estah Woohoo...all females have perfect breasts...now that is great news. Woot! Sure is. [:D]

VelvetCruelty -> RE: What is the definition of... (5/27/2009 2:04:02 PM)
Anyone who would like to show me their breasts, so that yes, I can confirm that they are perfect in their own way..... Please, feel free and don't be shy! [sm=mistress.gif][sm=shake.gif]

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