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"Will you marry me?" - 5/28/2009 7:07:25 AM

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A man with a 50 inch long penis went to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long.

"Doctor," he asked in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to the witch. The man called upon the witch and relayed his story.

"Witch, my penis is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch asked him to "Pull it out and let me look at it." The man uncoiled his 50 inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.

"First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be ten inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashes off into the forest. He came upon the pond and sure enough, there sat this frog on a log. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO." The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches shorter.

"WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!! But it's still too long at 40 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 10 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 30 inches long, and reflected for a moment.

Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. So, I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond, shaking its head. "NO..........NO..........and for the last time..........NO!"

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/28/2009 9:51:46 AM

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LOL

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/28/2009 10:02:56 AM

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same

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/28/2009 10:36:36 AM

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/28/2009 6:46:12 PM

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/29/2009 8:03:52 AM

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/29/2009 9:39:48 AM

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Cute!!!

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/29/2009 9:52:33 AM

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/29/2009 8:28:41 PM

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RE: "Will you marry me?" - 5/29/2009 8:31:25 PM

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