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RE: have you got talent? - 1/1/2010 2:11:19 AM

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i also am an excellent cook and baker, Sir and most everyone else appreciates those talents. There is another talent or two Sir adores, too, but i won't mention them here. ~blushing and laughing evilly~

Wow. This is an old thread. I wrote this quote in May, and here I am adding to it. I can also make people laugh, I'm a great hostess, I sew & do alterations, can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue, make an awesome turkey dinner w/ all the trimmings, a mean chocolate cheesecake, and make a Man scream and curl His toes w/ lip service. Oh, and multi-task well.....make dinner, talk on the phone, instant message someone and answer my e-mail all at once. Otherwise........??

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/1/2010 6:15:28 AM

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Have I got talent? Why yes, yes I do..(slurp-slurp)

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/1/2010 7:28:08 AM

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For me, the best talent an s-type can have is the desire to serve combined with excellent observation skills and a burning desire to please ME, make MY life easier.

Quite honestly, she doesn't need to be able to cook at all, but to observe me and what I need done so that I can. If she is observant and sincerely wants to serve me, she will watch and learn. She will come to realizse that if she helps with housework, I will have more time to paint, write, ride, work in my flower gardens. And that will also mean more time to spend with her. Doing things we both enjoy.

I could care less how talented she is deep throating a strap on or whatever kink or sex acts she can think of. That is secondary to her desire to serve and please ME. The slurp slurp stuff doesn't mean shit. I can get that, with something battery operated that I can stuff in a drawer when I am not in the mood.

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/1/2010 8:35:44 AM

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For me, the best talent an s-type can have is the desire to serve combined with excellent observation skills and a burning desire to please ME, make MY life easier.

Quite honestly, she doesn't need to be able to cook at all, but to observe me and what I need done so that I can. If she is observant and sincerely wants to serve me, she will watch and learn. She will come to realizse that if she helps with housework, I will have more time to paint, write, ride, work in my flower gardens. And that will also mean more time to spend with her. Doing things we both enjoy.

I could care less how talented she is deep throating a strap on or whatever kink or sex acts she can think of. That is secondary to her desire to serve and please ME. The slurp slurp stuff doesn't mean shit. I can get that, with something battery operated that I can stuff in a drawer when I am not in the mood.

lol. This forum needs a "reeling in the big one" emote.

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/1/2010 9:13:51 AM

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this girls main one would be the ability to make others smile on the inside when they want to cry on the outside....

I don't think of that as a talent, but a personality trait. You probably can't help yourself

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/1/2010 10:41:43 AM

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my talent is the total lack of talent'

did i mention boring and pedantic?

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/1/2010 6:07:09 PM

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I can sling some damn good coffee! Haha!

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/2/2010 1:12:18 AM

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I can put a long neck bottle of beer between my breasts, bend over backwards and drink it. Is that a talent?

Heck yeah it is! I'd pay to see that! *wink* I play piano, guitar, theremin, and any other instrument I can get my hands on. I sing too but have terminal stagefright. ;) I draw, paint, shoot photography and I write (poetry and prose). I loooove to cook, make jewelry, and other interesting treasures. I can suck a golfball through a garden hose and/or the chrome off a bumper hitch. ;) (Well that's what Master says anyway lol) and I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with no hands (it's all in the tongue and teeth!) and um... well yeah. That's it. ;) hehehehe

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/3/2010 7:27:59 PM

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I know it's an old thread, but I was surfing and bored and I've been chuckling reading everyone's talents so I thought I'd toot my own horn too.

I can write and have been published before (been a while), sew, cook, change my own brakes on a car, do antique restorations and repairs on anything from dolls to furniture to gilded frames, cane chairs, and make a total fool out of myself to make any one laugh no matter what. As far as odd talents, I have double jointed elbows so I can flip them around all sick and crazy, I can fit a complete pack of 100 length cigs in my mouth (any guy will say that's a talent lol), and other fun things I can't share.

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/4/2010 10:50:23 AM

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As a massage therapist reflexologist and advanced aromatherapist, only needed few more hours to complete my aesthetician license, i say my talents lie there. i make people feel warm and comfortable when first meeting them. i have a wicked sense of humor, but most of all my desire to please Him in every way is by far my best talent. it is so wonderful to hear Him say that He has never in His life experienced a blow job that is mind blowing when i give them to Him, which is very often. God i hated to brag like that, not very me. i love to read and i devoire great literature. i do my best to keep in shape and look great for Him always, though i fail at that sometimes. Since He and i both adore hiking that is certainly a bonus. i do so love taking care of Him!!! Downsides, i sleep late, so i really have to try and not sleep much, so i can make sure His coffee is ready and breakfast is soon to come, when He awakes. another downside is i love my career, however with the fibro/cfs/ and lupus with many many migraines and arthritis sometimes i just cannot do the massages and much as i want more than anything to do that for Him!!! God bless Him for being the loving wonderful patient Man that He is!!! My life is SO much better than i could have ever imagined with Him.

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RE: have you got talent? - 1/5/2010 11:31:13 PM

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