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Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/28/2009 6:13:45 PM

MasterG2kTR

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Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard..

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender. 'Is there anything I can do?'

'Yes. I need for you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him,' she whispered,

'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/28/2009 6:23:18 PM

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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/28/2009 6:25:58 PM

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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/28/2009 10:43:56 PM

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PRICELESS!!!!

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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/29/2009 7:48:00 AM

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He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fu*king mosquito!

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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/29/2009 8:21:52 PM

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EVIL!!! I like it!

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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/29/2009 8:51:16 PM

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Lol, though so not something I would do. :>
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(Who is definitely evil...just germ phobic about strangers bodily fluids, ack!)

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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature - 5/30/2009 2:48:09 AM

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