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Memos, Foul Language~~ :-) - 2/8/2006 9:53:43 PM   
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It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals thorghout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with other employees who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

Nonetheless, we do realize the critical importance of individuals being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with fellow employees. Therefore, a list of code phrase replacements has been compiled so sproper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive co-workers.

OLD PHRASE~~~~NEW PHRASE

No f*cking way! I'm certain that's not feasible.
You've got to be shitting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a f*ck. Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a f*ck. Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved in that project.
What the f*ck? Interesting.
F*ck it...it won't work. I'm not sure I can implement this.
Why the f*ck didn't you tell me sooner? I'll try to schedule that.
When the f*ck do you expect me to do that? Perhaps I can work late.
He's got his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the problem.
Eat shit! You don't say.
Eat shit and die. Excuse me?
Eat shit and die, motherf*cker. Excuse me, sir?
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge."
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
He's a f*cking prick. He's somewhat insensitive.
You don't know wat the f*ck you're doing! I think you could use more training.
This place is all f*cked up. We're a little disorganized.

quote:

'You have been chosen to speak, but do You speak what You have chosen."


Sincerely, Ant
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