HardtotheKore
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Joined: 7/21/2011 Status: offline
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If you ever had the gumption of painting tattos on the sub with your mothers name, you are a redneck Master If you ever borrowed the subs teeth to bite her, you are a redneck Master If gave them teeth back to the sub to bite you back, you are a redneck Master If you've used crazy glue to make her tighter, you are a redneck Master If you've ever used the suppers ham bone to "shim up" the subs hole, you are a redneck Master If you've ever used a floor jack to lift the sub into position, you are a redneck Master If you've ever used a floor jack to lower the sub into position, you are a redneck Master If you've ever used and "inner tube" for safe sex, you are a redneck Master If you've ever started a generator and used it to "shock" your sub, you are a redneck Master If you couldn't start the generator, you are a redneck Master If you've ever used oil found in the ground as a "sex lube", you are a redneck Master If you converted grandma's root cellar into a dungeon, you are a redneck Master If the big screen TV ended up in the root cellar, you are a redneck Master If you have an orange dick from eating "cheetos" in front of the TV in grandma's root cellar, you are a redneck Master If that orange dick gets used in the sub, you are a redneck Master If you go and show grandma your orange dick, you are a redneck Master If you go back and tell the sub about what grandma said about your orange dick, you are a redneck Master If your grandma tells grandpa about your orange dick, then you are a redneck Master's grandson If you posted the "address" of the root cellar, you are a redneck Master If the "spreader" is the same one that you use on the farm animals, you are a redneck Master If you think "Ol Bessies" bridle will fit just fine, then you are a redneck Master If you've considered "Pony Play" with real horse shoes, you are a redneck Master If you've ever said to the sub. "here, let me show you how to put them on", then you are a redneck Master If you've ever asked grandma to "borrow" the horse shoes, you are a redneck Master If you borrowed grandpas vintage wooden teeth, you're definitely a redneck Master If you think that making candles from bacon fat is great for the ambiance and aroma, then your are a redneck Master If you've used the bacon fat on the sub, you are a redneck Master If you've used the bacon fat on yourself, you are a redneck Master If you've used your hunting knife to shave your sub, you are a redneck Master
< Message edited by HardtotheKore -- 7/29/2011 10:00:26 PM >
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