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PeonForHer -> Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/6/2009 5:25:02 AM)

Overheard, in broad daylight, whilst walking in the town centre.  Two girls a few paces ahead of me, skirts with barely enough material to make a face flannel each.  One barks to the other, no attempt to muffle her voice:

"So 'e gets into bed, right, then afore I knows it, e's on top of me, and whopping it right up me shitter.  Din't ask, mind, 'e just whacks it in there.  Bastard.  So, the next night, I waits till e's asleep, then pisses all over 'is face!"




Lucylastic -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/6/2009 5:30:46 AM)

Classy, lol
If I had been behind them I would have roared with laughter, I found  the back of the bus is the place to hear stuff like that
Ps he got what he deserved .....snicker



colouredin -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/6/2009 5:32:57 AM)

LOLOL

Yeah I would have laughed too in fairness

I love overhearing conversations



PeonForHer -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/6/2009 5:41:19 AM)

Gawd.  I'd have loved to have heard the epilogue.  I could imagine him waking up and saying "Fuckenell.  What d'you do that for?"  They'd argue; then later, fall asleep in a urine-soaked bed?  Beggars belief.

I don't know.  Overall, I feel that a certain lack of manners was pivotal in this dispute.  The whole shambles could have been avoided if, the night before, he'd simply said,  "Dearest, would you mind awfully if I whop it up your shitter?" - (or similar).



Lucylastic -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/6/2009 6:01:05 AM)

Manners help, LMAO
Altho if anyone said to me ," ere darlin(dearest), mind if I whop it up yer shitter?" is gonna have to be patient while I stop laffin long enough to turn over(or bitch slap him)...might be a mood killer
Lucy



Arpig -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/6/2009 10:43:00 AM)

quote:

"Dearest, would you mind awfully if I whop it up your shitter?"


LMMFAO!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Damn that made me laugh!!



NightTigress -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/6/2009 11:27:49 AM)

having the accent makes it even more fun for me, I think if I heard this in real life I would be almost literally rolling on the floor laughing...I would also get a good view from the floor...hmm



FourQ -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/7/2009 6:53:44 AM)

Definitely sounds like Bristol.
Now read it again and imagine her walking like John Wayne!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/8/2009 2:07:30 PM)

LOL



ShaharThorne -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/8/2009 3:07:52 PM)

Thanks for the imagery burnt into my mind's eye...ARGH!!!



Vendaval -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/8/2009 3:32:16 PM)

Peon,

Were these working class girls or just "working girls"?



PeonForHer -> RE: Bristol, UK: The Last Word in Elegance and Style (6/10/2009 12:17:42 PM)

Oh, absolutely just 'working class girls', I'd say, V.  They didn't look any different to the other girls in the area.  Standard "Gert big kiddie dapped I one" language, too.

A cabbie told me recently that he and all his colleagues would rather pick up the lads than the girls in the club area these days.  They're "less rowdy" - was how he put it.



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