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DesFIP -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/9/2009 7:57:58 PM)
Fill a squeeze bottle with warm water before sitting down, use that to wash after the tp. Poor man's bidet.

CallaFirestormBW -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 9:39:02 AM)
quote: Original: sirsholly my evil genius flushed a rubber ducky...took hubby a few hours to fish the fucking thing back out. Plucky go down the Hooooooole.... Plucky come back... (sounds of thumb-sucking)... EWWWWW! Dame Calla

popeye1250 -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 9:51:17 AM)
An then there's always the New York Times. They always put the editorial section right on the front page for some reason.

Mezrem -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 9:54:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Mezrem.........I was just teasing. It's all good. I guessed as much but with text being what it is I wanted to make sure [:D]

ShaharThorne -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 10:04:16 AM)
With what I have seen from the local editorials, is the NYT kinda razor-sharp?

PyrotheClown -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 11:21:35 AM)
How do you get your self clean with only one piece of toilet paper? Simple, just fold it in fours, tear out the corner, put your finger through the hole and go to work. Wipe your finger off with the toilet paper after your done, and please remember to wash your hands ;)

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 5:23:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly uh...bathe? [sm=dunno.gif] ROFLMFFMFAO!!!!!!!! (And, by the way....I concur....that's why God invented hot water.....AND multiple shower heads!).

UncleNasty -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 7:01:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly evil woman... Hey, I didn't tell them to do it. They are creative geniuses allllllllll on their own. my evil genius flushed a rubber ducky...took hubby a few hours to fish the fucking thing back out. You COULD suggest to the other Grandma that they make toilet seat locks (i now have one) Probably not very effective as a wiper, but at least it didn't leave cling-ons. Uncle Nasty

peppermint -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/10/2009 8:07:38 PM)
When I was in school in Spain they used what looked like wrapping paper cut up into toilet paper sized rolls. It never left bits. Didn't do much for hygiene either.

BrokenSaint -> RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? (6/11/2009 2:43:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint When I was in school in Spain they used what looked like wrapping paper cut up into toilet paper sized rolls. It never left bits. Didn't do much for hygiene either. It was a terrible christmas that year. rimshot

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