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PeonForHer -> Excellent Embarrassing Moments to be Treasured (6/9/2009 4:47:43 PM)
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Right, time for a(nother) thread on everyone's favourite embarrassing experience.
I shall start.
Picture six blokes in a pub, getting the worse for wear. In the corner is a youngish woman (severe haircut, severe expression, severe dungarees) with a baby. To me, the baby looks exactly like Bruce Willis (babies often do - if they don't look like Winston Churchill, natch). So I point this out to my friends.
It took roughly five seconds for all my friends to turn round and look. Evidently, it takes roughly the same time for a woman to whip out a booby and plug a baby's mouth onto it.
Instantly, she stood up, glowered at us in incandescent fury, and walked out.
Oh god.
I got to my feet to go after her and explain but one of my friends said "Think about it, mate. Do you seriously believe that she's going to accept an explanation that we were all actually looking at her baby because it bears an uncanny resemblance to Bruce Willis? She's just going to slap you one."
There is one woman out there who hates men that little bit more because of me.
I apologise to women, and to men, everywhere . . . .
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