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heartbroken84 -> Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 4:23:54 AM)


Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse
started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her
composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as
a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?'
...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.



sirsholly -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 4:24:32 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



ShaharThorne -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 6:34:09 AM)

ohhhhh...[sm=rofl.gif]



PeonForHer -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 10:47:07 AM)

*Cackle*

But the nurses I've met are forever laughing at patients.  One I heard recently was about a man who'd swallowed an erection-inducement pill meant for horses.  He was admitted to hospital after having had an erection for over eight hours.  He slept overnight, waiting for the antidote to work, and woke up to find his todger covered in ribbons and flags.  One of the nurses had also drawn a smiley face on his helmet.  Poor show, IMO. 



GreedyTop -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 11:10:08 AM)

but were the ribbons blue?



sirsholly -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 11:55:49 AM)

nurses can be a sick and raunchy bunch.

Holly RN



purepleasure -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 12:48:49 PM)

puts a new twist on "hung like a horse"



igor2003 -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 1:08:51 PM)

When younger I dated a young lady who's mother was an emergency room nurse. Most of the time there is little to laugh about in an emergency room, but one night they brought in a young man (teenager or early 20's) who had passed out while at the local roller skating rink. As was the duty of the nurse she began removing the guys clothing. When she got down to his underwear she found that he had sewn a pouch into his underwear into which was stuffed a rather large sausage. The entire staff got some laughs that night.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/12/2009 1:20:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

nurses can be a sick and raunchy bunch.

Holly RN


And my parents are sicker than me...both are nurses (Dad passed on).



Lucylastic -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/13/2009 8:11:35 AM)

We dont get our funny bones removed yanno, and honestly you have to laugh about the ridiculous sometimes, it gets you thru a bad day/night/shift/week.
It did add to my sick twisted sense of humour, but that isnt a complaint:)




UncleNasty -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/13/2009 9:36:56 AM)

A thousand summers ago I lived with a girl thathad previously attend a private womens college in Lynchburg VA - home of Jerry Falwell, and she was there during his emergence. According to her there weren't many "pickins" in the local male population. But she had a fairly nice fellow and went out with. She was a bit fast into the sheets, as I recall, and they ended up naked pretty quickly. She related that his dick was about the size of your little finger when fully erect.

But it was quite a boon for him.

They went out several more times. Then her roommate asked about the guy she was seeing. So she told her about his dick. Her roommate had never seen one that small so she had to go out with him and f*ck him too. And then it simply spread like wildfire. it started with all the girls on that floor of the dorm and then moved quickly to the enitre building AND several other of the dorms.

The guy ending getting more pussy than anybody else in town for several years. I've no idea how long it went on, but at least for the years my girl was there.

Uncle Nasty



brandi1379 -> RE: Nurses are not suppose to laugh (6/13/2009 11:28:37 AM)

oh my lol thats funny, and yes nurses can be a dirty bunch....at least the ones i work with lol 



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