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waterfrontdean -> Relaxing my scrotum (6/12/2009 5:12:41 AM)

Is there any OTC product that will make my scrotum relax and stay hanging instead of high and tight?




UglyTruth -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/12/2009 5:29:19 AM)

You could try not getting an erection. That helps.




peppermint -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/12/2009 6:57:37 AM)

Hot pack.  




waterfrontdean -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/12/2009 8:45:43 AM)

Nice sarcastic answer Truth at first I thought you were a woman.  And the heat pack would only work while it is on the balls. as soon as it is removed they would tighten up.




hd8001 -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/12/2009 10:30:15 AM)

I always find that taking a hot shower relaxes mine and then making sure that the room that you are in is warm also. Other then that there isn't anything I can think of other then stretchers/parachutes that would keep them hanging low




UglyTruth -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/13/2009 12:04:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: waterfrontdean

Nice sarcastic answer Truth at first I thought you were a woman.  And the heat pack would only work while it is on the balls. as soon as it is removed they would tighten up.


Sorry. Is there any particular reason why you want your scrotum relaxed?




stella41b -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/13/2009 1:27:04 AM)

Try Sharwoods Chicken Balti paste, but make sure there is no broken skin on your scrotum. Give it about 6 mins.




LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/13/2009 1:38:21 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: waterfrontdean

Nice sarcastic answer Truth at first I thought you were a woman.  And the heat pack would only work while it is on the balls. as soon as it is removed they would tighten up.


Why would you assume Truth was a woman? Only women are sarcastic? A change in attitude might help people take you more seriously.

As to the question, very little can be done to keep the scrotum relaxed all the time, but with the use of weights, the scrotum will stretch to such a degree that the scrotum can stay relatively loose most of the time.




aravain -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/13/2009 3:43:39 PM)

~FR~

Ok, the function of the scrotum is to keep the testicles either close, or far, from the body to regulate temperature.

The easiest way to keep them away from your body would be to:

a) raise your internal body temperature (not recommended by me! Fevers generally mean something's wrong)
b) Be in a hot room, after making the scrotum warm, too.

The only problem with JUST b is that, if the room is so warm that your body temperature is a lot lower, it could still contract [:D] had that happen to me in a sauna once and I was like 'WTF!?'

What you're doing this for would be helpful information to give more detailed advice




evilgagger -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/17/2009 12:40:58 PM)

For me I insert my whole scrotum bag in my mouth's slave very frequently for an extended period of time and it helps a lot. I get the comfort and the pleasure all at the same time.




rulemylife -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/17/2009 12:49:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: waterfrontdean

Is there any OTC product that will make my scrotum relax and stay hanging instead of high and tight?


I usually try to to give my scrotum a nice hot bath, some warm milk, and  fresh-from the-oven cookies.

It works wonders.




rulemylife -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/17/2009 12:59:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: UglyTruth

quote:

ORIGINAL: waterfrontdean

Nice sarcastic answer Truth at first I thought you were a woman.  And the heat pack would only work while it is on the balls. as soon as it is removed they would tighten up.


Sorry. Is there any particular reason why you want your scrotum relaxed?




Now really, wouldn't you rather have a nice, friendly, relaxed, and outgoing scrotum then a tight-assed, standoffish scrotum that didn't play well with others?




TANTRADD -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/17/2009 3:14:27 PM)

if it is high..your balls are clmbing your root getting ready to fire..they can't help it..its what they do..
 
 
T




kiwisub12 -> RE: Relaxing my scrotum (6/19/2009 7:31:46 PM)

I was going to say a hot water bottle    -   but i don't want to be accused of being sarcastic    -  so never mind. [8D]




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