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Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/15/2009 2:02:47 PM   
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The Darien plotters announced their next step in the destruction of England for the humiliation of the 18th century bailout of Scotland today. Unashamed, they revelled in telling the press.....

Yes dear reader, the Scots are now to have power to set their own income tax rates amongst a whole host of other tax varying powers compared to the rest of the UK, alongside receiving a share of UK taxation as a whole.

So, they can for instance set income tax at much lower rates, giving Scotland a competitive economic advantage vs England, whilst making up the difference in their budget by having a larger share of the UK tax take as a whole - generated primarily from England. In other words, the English shall pay higher taxes and the Scots will spend them in Scotland.

And this on top of the insistence of Scots MPs to vote on English matters whilst English MPs are forbidden to vote on Scottish matters.

We English could of course, like the Welsh and Scots insist on independence from the union - except that under EU law, there is no such place as England to be independent.

Oh yes readers, the Scottish mafia that brought us New Labour, HBOS and RBS to pay for, strike again in their devious Darien revenge plotting.

The only thing worse is the aristo Norman descended Tories we'd be left to contend with once we've achieved our English independence from the tartan wearing drunks north of the newly closed border!

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RE: Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/15/2009 6:58:08 PM   
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Scotland? Where's that  ?

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RE: Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/15/2009 11:27:54 PM   
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Somewhere near an off license and a chip shop.

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RE: Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/16/2009 1:31:27 AM   
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I thought the recnt happenings were to do more with the Scots claiming less of a chunk from the Uk, (haha, not at the rate we are going), treasury, as it has become a bone of contention with those in England. Something along the lines of for every pound spent on a person from England, twelve pounds is spent on a person from Scotland. I believe that idea stemmed from the understanding that there was more illness in Scotland than England so they took a bigger slice of the treasury cake.

Was it something along the lines of if the Scots decide their own rate, they  can have their own rate, but they pay for their care, not the rest of us, if they want a chunk from the treasury, then they will have to raise their rate to ten percent to get that contribution.


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RE: Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/16/2009 8:54:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
under EU law, there is no such place as England to be independent.


I blame the monarchy !

Now, what was the subject ... errrr ... "topic" ?

Perhaps if the "English" learned their own national anthem and USED it as such, there would be a better chance of independence? I mean, having a split personality like that! You could just look at it as extra rent on the disproportionate use of the British stuff and passing it all off as "English"

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RE: Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/16/2009 10:25:34 AM   
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England is very small, very narrow, and very insular: thank fuck for the foreign plebes that brought a little bit of colour to the boiled cabbage  .

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RE: Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/16/2009 11:12:57 AM   
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The Scottish mafia are at it again? Hell, I never realized they'd been at it in the first place! Subtle bastards, they are.

Edit: I mean hoot, mon! I dinnot rayalize the wee laddies had been op to it in the fairst place!


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RE: Scottish mafia at it again! - 6/16/2009 11:53:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

Edit: I mean hoot, mon! I dinnot rayalize the wee laddies had been op to it in the fairst place!



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