RE: A diversion

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

RE: A diversion

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> RE: A diversion

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 3:02:22 AM

FourQ

Posts: 1370
Status: offline

What? He didn't ask what the trick was...
Besides, posting it publicly would take the fun away for everyone else.

_____________________________

Only a biker TRULY understands why a dog sticks its head out of a car window!

My kink profiles

Kink Meet!!!

Tweet Me

Hit any user to continue

(in reply to sirsholly)

Profile

Post #: 21

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 7:05:22 AM

Marc2b

Posts: 6660
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

quote:

What? He didn't ask what the trick was...
Besides, posting it publicly would take the fun away for everyone else.

Don't make me come to your house and smack you around.

_____________________________

Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 22

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 9:00:45 AM

FourQ

Posts: 1370
Status: offline

ROFL

_____________________________

Only a biker TRULY understands why a dog sticks its head out of a car window!

My kink profiles

Kink Meet!!!

Tweet Me

Hit any user to continue

(in reply to Marc2b)

Profile

Post #: 23

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 2:00:49 PM

Marc2b

Posts: 6660
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

Do you mock me sir?

Oooooh. I'm really mad now.

You better spill your guts or I swear to God I'll... I'll... I'll...

I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family!

Right after I get a little liquid courage.

_____________________________

Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 24

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 2:29:33 PM

FourQ

Posts: 1370
Status: offline

Actually I was laughing at the frustration of having to post a threat, even though I could see it was in jest.
Unfortunately I take threatening my son, in jest or not, somewhat more seriously.
I invite you to a dual to the death... or a retraction.

After posting that I'm not going to post any hints publicly I'm surprised nobody's PM'd me though.

_____________________________

Only a biker TRULY understands why a dog sticks its head out of a car window!

My kink profiles

Kink Meet!!!

Tweet Me

Hit any user to continue

(in reply to Marc2b)

Profile

Post #: 25

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 3:11:18 PM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

*meanwhile, unbeknownst to him while he fortifies his courage, mark2b is slowly encircled with green dots, preventing his escape....*

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 26

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 3:27:36 PM

FourQ

Posts: 1370
Status: offline

Following a PM, here's a screen print of the trapped cat...
It does work.

_____________________________

Only a biker TRULY understands why a dog sticks its head out of a car window!

My kink profiles

Kink Meet!!!

Tweet Me

Hit any user to continue

(in reply to Musicmystery)

Profile

Post #: 27

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 4:14:52 PM

Marc2b

Posts: 6660
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

quote:

Actually I was laughing at the frustration of having to post a threat, even though I could see it was in jest.

Yes, I know.

quote:

Unfortunately I take threatening my son, in jest or not, somewhat more seriously.

Very well, I'll just hit you hard enough to kill all your friends.
(actually, I stole that line from the RSC's Complete Works of William Shakespear Abridge)

quote:

I invite you to a dual to the death... or a retraction.

You're on!

quote:

After posting that I'm not going to post any hints publicly I'm surprised nobody's PM'd me though.

I haven't given up yet. I've gotten better but if there is some trick that wins every time I've yet to figure it out.

_____________________________

Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 28

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 7:29:57 PM

Marc2b

Posts: 6660
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

Well, every time I check this thread tonight you’re on it, FourQ but have not yet responded. That probably means one of two things:

A)    you’ve wandered away from the computer to do something else or,

B)     you can’t figure out how to respond to my latest post.

Just to make sure there are no hurt feelings, I’m going to go with B.

It was in jest. One, in my mind that is in the same league as (in the words of the late, great, Jackie Gleason) “Pow! Straight to the Moon!”

If you were offended by it then I apologize.

Let’s try this one on for size instead:

If you don’t tell me the secret of the cat game I’m going to sneak into your house at night and put superglue on all of your BDSM equipment!

_____________________________

Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 29

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 11:22:22 PM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

tried it again, and this time it took me about 10 tries to get the little bastard

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to Marc2b)

Profile

Post #: 30

RE: A diversion - 6/24/2009 11:44:55 PM

Asherdelampyr

Posts: 9556
Joined: 11/14/2006
From: The Desert
Status: offline

Did it, won, never ever want to play it again
Ill go back to indestructo tank

_____________________________

Pirate King,

The nicest man you'll ever bleed for

Posting Help

Vitam Piratae Eligo

The Rainmaker

(in reply to sirsholly)

Profile

Post #: 31

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 4:15:12 AM

FourQ

Posts: 1370
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b
Well, every time I check this thread tonight you’re on it, FourQ but have not yet responded. That probably means one of two things:

A) you’ve wandered away from the computer to do something else or,

B) you can’t figure out how to respond to my latest post.

Just to make sure there are no hurt feelings, I’m going to go with B.

It was in jest. One, in my mind that is in the same league as (in the words of the late, great, Jackie Gleason) “Pow! Straight to the Moon!”

If you were offended by it then I apologize.

Let’s try this one on for size instead:

If you don’t tell me the secret of the cat game I’m going to sneak into your house at night and put superglue on all of your BDSM equipment!

I'm always signed in as instead of just using the PC's I'll use the servers which are never switched off. I don't know what the log off time for CM is, but that's probably why.
Yes, I was offended by your comments, especially as you were told I didn't find it funny and you kept going. Without going in to why I've waited a lot of years for my son to be born and any threats towards him, suggested in jest or otherwise will boil my blood.

I'm not going to tell you the solution but I'll give you enough hints to piece it together yourself.

Take a look at what happens after your first move
Analyse what happens each time you make a move
Keep a couple of steps ahead of the cat.

From that you should have the solution in a few seconds.

_____________________________

Only a biker TRULY understands why a dog sticks its head out of a car window!

My kink profiles

Kink Meet!!!

Tweet Me

Hit any user to continue

(in reply to Marc2b)

Profile

Post #: 32

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 6:37:25 AM

Marc2b

Posts: 6660
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

quote:

Yes, I was offended by your comments, especially as you were told I didn't find it funny and you kept going. Without going in to why I've waited a lot of years for my son to be born and any threats towards him, suggested in jest or otherwise will boil my blood.

Fair enough.

quote:

I'm not going to tell you the solution but I'll give you enough hints to piece it together yourself.
1. Take a look at what happens after your first move
2. Analyse what happens each time you make a move
3. Keep a couple of steps ahead of the cat.

That is what I’ve been doing but the fricken pussy still seems to elude me most times.
(fricken pussy)

For anyone who is interested, this is where I stole the line from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoM8bHQtSEU

_____________________________

Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 33

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 6:52:42 AM

sirsholly

Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline

quote:

I'm not going to tell you the solution but I'll give you enough hints to piece it together yourself.

1. Take a look at what happens after your first move
2. Analyse what happens each time you make a move
3. Keep a couple of steps ahead of the cat.

From that you should have the solution in a few seconds.

oh horseshit!!

*MumbleGrumbleFuckingCatMumbleGrumble*

_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 34

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 6:57:59 AM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

-the cat is drawn by your action
-stay ahead of the cat--draw your circle big and with holes at first
-plug holes as needed when the cat draws near...that way, instead of herding it to the exit, you'll herd it back inside existing dark dots
-the cat waits for you...take your time to consider moves carefully if needed.

(in reply to sirsholly)

Profile

Post #: 35

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 7:37:32 AM

FourQ

Posts: 1370
Status: offline

Music,
Have you tried to fill them in after you've won?

_____________________________

Only a biker TRULY understands why a dog sticks its head out of a car window!

My kink profiles

Kink Meet!!!

Tweet Me

Hit any user to continue

(in reply to Musicmystery)

Profile

Post #: 36

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 7:53:02 AM

sirsholly

Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline

i hope he chokes on his catnip

_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 37

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 8:03:55 AM

FourQ

Posts: 1370
Status: offline

Holly, is it cruelty to animals if you drive a trapped virtual cat round in circles in a small enclosed space?

Or is it justified after what the cat's put you through?

I was hoping this would work on my mobile but Flash v9 isn't supported.

_____________________________

Only a biker TRULY understands why a dog sticks its head out of a car window!

My kink profiles

Kink Meet!!!

Tweet Me

Hit any user to continue

(in reply to sirsholly)

Profile

Post #: 38

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 8:08:45 AM

beargonewild

Posts: 22716
Joined: 5/7/2007
Status: offline

*grumble grumble*
Now I know why I always disliked pussies.

_____________________________

Do Not Rile da Chosen Bear

Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

(in reply to FourQ)

Profile

Post #: 39

RE: A diversion - 6/25/2009 8:43:17 AM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

omg, Marc.. that was AWESOME!!! LMAO!!

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to beargonewild)

Profile

Post #: 40