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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying:
"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
off now. . Cause this is the last stop! All you sons
of bitches who are getting on, get your Asses on the
train . . cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son:
"We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train. . . But I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
stopped and the mother heard her son say:
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank
you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope
you will ride with us again soon."
Then she heard her little darling continue:
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added:
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO
HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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