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NorthernGent -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 3:08:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

Oh, and NorGent?

If you do that ghost impression.

You'll get  (Scottish Burr) "Your very own TURNIP!"



That's incredible.....shall I wear a tutu for the occasion?




Vendaval -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 4:30:48 PM)

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JonnieBoy -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 4:43:59 PM)

Uk gives Usa the "royal" family ... Usa gives Uk George Bush

Fair exchange really, they're all a bunch of useless bloody retards

(can't we give them all to Afghanistan in exchange for some smoke?)

Pirate




MadAxeman -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 7:38:47 PM)

Give them the House of Lords, we'll have Tracy Lords.




LadyPact -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 8:37:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

. . . .  For giving us in the UK Hannah fjoeken Montana.  Are you still getting us back for giving you the Spice Girls?  Is that what it is?

Absolutely.  Now we're just trying to figure out how to get Canada back for Bryan Adams and Celiene Dion.




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 9:56:53 PM)

no no no, NG, you get to tell them where that line comes from in context with your precious statement.

Because you be the Braniac, Rule Britannia BroBlastah!




JonnieBoy -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:03:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Give them the House of Lords, we'll have Tracy Lords.


More useless bloody retards, swap 'em for a porno actress ? fucking hell Axeman ... That's a deal and a half !

Pirate




JonnieBoy -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:18:26 PM)

On the subject of Tracey types ... I'd say the UK should get Tracey Ullman back , Ruby Wax being as talented as her fingernail is my candidate for repatriation.

Pirate




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:21:46 PM)

Uh, but can I spank them silly and Greek them tearful first, Jonnie?

Ruby and Tracy got some VERY hairbrush-needing nates.

Tracy even did a skit about paying a man to give her the hairbrush, and I don't mean that twit Carson from Queer Eye.




WyldHrt -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:35:16 PM)

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Absolutely.  Now we're just trying to figure out how to get Canada back for Bryan Adams and Celiene Dion.

Billy Ray Cyrus and Brittney Spears? [:D][:D][:D]




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:44:15 PM)

"oh her achey ass, her achy breaky ass..."




WyldHrt -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:47:25 PM)

OK, we'll send Billy Ray to you, HPH. Since you're such a fan [:)]




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:51:26 PM)

I'm a fan of the asses of Billy's female FANS!

So yeah, send hom over.  I got no problem with his sloppy seconds or even thrillbooty thirds.




WyldHrt -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 10:56:47 PM)

Did I mention that if you take Billy, you get Paris as a bonus? [:D]




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 11:05:55 PM)

been a while since you took the Mason Pearson, obviously, "Phantom BJ Expert"...

No prob, I'll take Billy and Paris to get Bily's Bootyfull fans.

And leave B and H tied up, greased and groggy to the tree stumps in OUR version of the Lousiana Bayou.

See, OURS?

Stretches fpr longer than CALIFORNIA and WASHINGTON combined.

That's be some achin' and breakin'.

Oh yeah.




WyldHrt -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 11:11:19 PM)

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been a while since you took the Mason Pearson, obviously, "Phantom BJ Expert"...

[:D]
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No prob, I'll take Billy and Paris to get Bily's Bootyfull fans.

Oh, we're sending Billy's fans to Australia. Sorry. [8D]
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And leave B and H tied up, greased and groggy to the tree stumps in OUR version of the Lousiana Bayou.
See, OURS?
Stretches fpr longer than CALIFORNIA and WASHINGTON combined.
That's be some achin' and breakin'.

Feel free to do with them what you wish. At least they won't be HERE anymore! [:)]




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 11:28:24 PM)

with OUR crocs and goannas they won;t be HERE very long either...

Deliverance,

meet "Aussie Endgame".




WyldHrt -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/29/2009 11:42:15 PM)

LMAO, that'll teach me to post after a 10 hour workday. [8D]




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/30/2009 12:24:52 AM)

as willl the 1930's bathbrush but that can wait til you see the Jaxom comment in the celebrity thread...




WyldHrt -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/30/2009 1:04:36 AM)

Replied [8D]
And I hope that bathbrush has a LOOONNNG handle! IIRC, the flight from here to Brisbane was about 16 hours [:D]




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