Look over there, a three-headed monkey!

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alanswhore -> Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (6/30/2009 3:29:18 PM)
Hi! My owner and I just joined this site today, and I've been ordered to introduce myself here, so introduce myself I shall. I'm a sweet, innocent Midwestern girl who discovered in college that it was even more fun to be sweet and innocent in public and a dirty little whore in private. I've had a less than ideal past in kinky relationships, but I'm currently involved with a guy who puts the "utterly freaking awesome" in "utterly freaking awesome owner." I am, in case it isn't already obvious, a huge geek. And I make stupid jokes. When he shows up, I have no doubt he'll do likewise. It's one of the many things that make him utterly freaking awesome. :)

sirsholly -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (6/30/2009 3:40:29 PM)
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favesclava -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (6/30/2009 3:58:59 PM)
hello....so... where's the monkey?

PyrotheClown -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (6/30/2009 7:03:25 PM)
hello fellow MI fan (lechucks revenge was the best ever)

Alanshoreisgod -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (6/30/2009 9:19:07 PM)
Monkey? WHERE? OK, so I must admit that our pair of usernames are a bit of double wordplay. Shortly after we met, she, being a fan of Boston Legal, proclaimed that I, a Boston based attorney myself, reminded her terribly much of the character Alan Shore. Of course, I had never seen the show, but curiously, I watched a few episodes. Sadly I find I'm NOT Alan Shore, but rather he's quite the person I'd love to be, and sometimes like to pretend I am. Hence this username. Hers, of course, flowed naturally from there... As to why we're here..well...we belong to a few various communities, and in one we're at least..honest about the nature of the dynamic, but don't discuss it much. So we came here to scope out a community where we could be more comfortable in this particular aspect of ourselves

alanswhore -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (6/30/2009 9:46:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Alanshoreisgod I'm NOT Alan Shore gasp I've been so deceived!

Alanshoreisgod -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (6/30/2009 9:48:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: alanswhore quote: ORIGINAL: Alanshoreisgod I'm NOT Alan Shore gasp I've been so deceived! Watch it bitch, while I might not quite have Mr. Shore's witty repartee developed by a team of writers, I do have something he doesn't. The opportunity to smack your ass should the need arise :p

justme1980 -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (7/2/2009 3:02:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: alanswhore Hi! My owner and I just joined this site today, and I've been ordered to introduce myself here, so introduce myself I shall. I'm a sweet, innocent Midwestern girl who discovered in college that it was even more fun to be sweet and innocent in public and a dirty little whore in private. I've had a less than ideal past in kinky relationships, but I'm currently involved with a guy who puts the "utterly freaking awesome" in "utterly freaking awesome owner." I am, in case it isn't already obvious, a huge geek. And I make stupid jokes. When he shows up, I have no doubt he'll do likewise. It's one of the many things that make him utterly freaking awesome. :) I wanta see the monkey

Rhembein -> RE: Look over there, a three-headed monkey! (7/2/2009 3:55:11 PM)
lol! Welcome to both of you! :)

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