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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 10:34:20 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:03:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

In my experience, any man should beat a woman when it comes to farting.

Whether one judges on volume, aroma, musicality or frequency, men always outperform women.

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To say nothing of sheer satisfaction.  Have you ever seen their grins afterwards?  It's like they've just won an athletic contest.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:05:25 AM   
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And here I thought you'd request the  Tribal Ballotin !



I was being nice to you.  I'm not nearly as bad as they say I am.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:09:23 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:33:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

And here I thought you'd request the  Tribal Ballotin !



I was being nice to you.  I'm not nearly as bad as they say I am.


I've always known you as a nice person!


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:39:35 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:41:26 AM   
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next time hand her some Bean-O

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:49:55 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:10:19 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:12:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

It's a sad day on CM when the best thread going is about a fart.  
we should wait till he is off [awaiting approval]?


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:16:57 PM   
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(Though I am seriously re-thinking dinner tonight since it WAS going to be beans....methinks it's time for something else!)


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:24:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Thank gawd chocolate doesn't give me gas! Let's just plan to meet up and do a chocolate sampling tour of the finest chocolate makers in Canada and the US?


Ooh, a road trip down the "Hershey Highway" together? 


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:30:08 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:52:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		So with all this talk of farting, when are we going to get around to "queefing"??????    

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:55:25 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:57:59 PM   
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Maybe a poll? Who admits to doing it? "Have you ever queefed during oral sex" or something?  


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 12:59:52 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 1:01:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		  And here's a random thought that just crossed my mind.....

Is it still considered a fart when you release air after anal sex?


...

...

just wondering....... 


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 1:22:55 PM   
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< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 7/1/2009 1:23:24 PM >

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 1:24:26 PM   
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