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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/14/2009 7:18:12 AM   
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Is that a good thing?
 
[btw, someone please teach me how to talk and behave like a British Pub barmaid?]


I think you're doing just fine.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/14/2009 7:20:57 AM   
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what about us wimmins? specially if we don't drink beer with or without a head?

what have you got that'll help me sleep?


c'mere, darlin.... I have just the cure..


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/14/2009 7:44:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		We're having Faggots for lunch today folks, nice meaty ones. Those who are not keen on Faggots will have to settle for the Ploughmans.

Both of which are remarkably () well suited to being accompanied by ... Cider !

Don't forget folks, if CM were a british Pub it would of course have "themed" nights for celebrations of various events as well as something "a little different" , there's a few regulars I'm a bit worried about though since they suggested having a "Vanilla Evening" in the near future !

(Pictures self and Bear in plaid pants,golf shirts and straw hats !!!! surely a fate worse than death?) 

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/14/2009 8:24:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Faggots? Those sound tasty.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/14/2009 8:25:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmm....thinking of a few theme drinks and snacks for Bastille Day....i suppose all drinks will be served without a head!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/14/2009 10:24:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Cute Tulip....you know Mme Defarge was a knitter - she knitted into her work the names of the folks who needed their heads removed!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/14/2009 1:09:14 PM   
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Hmmm....thinking of a few theme drinks and snacks for Bastille Day....i suppose all drinks will be served without a head!

~tulip defarge


A good start Tulip, I guess it's time to raid the Wet Fish shop for some nice juicy fat "Cuisses De Grenouilles" (formerly an ancient Czech fave but impossible to pronounce and very French indeed these days)

They come without heads too

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/15/2009 5:31:21 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/1/2010 11:29:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		If CM were a British Pub, I'd be in it now with a pint of Turbo Shandy in hand, avoiding all talk of baby stroller functionality OR Swedish interior design ... 

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/1/2010 11:38:47 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/1/2010 11:52:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		If CM were a pub, Shakur would have already overrun the place with his chav friends.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/1/2010 1:06:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Seriously, if it were a pub

could I get really drunk right now and beat the crap out of ..someone?

no names mentioned LOLOLOL


AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/22/2010 12:18:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		The scullery maid collects up the used glasses and plates to wash.  She rubs the gents bald heads for good luck. 

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/22/2010 12:29:40 PM   
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The scullery maid collects up the used glasses and plates to wash.  She rubs the gents bald heads for good luck. 


Dunno if it's lucky or not ... but you can rub mine again Fluffy .

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/22/2010 12:31:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		You want your cider now?  Anything with it?
 
(and you can rub my bald head, too.)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/22/2010 1:03:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Damn ... I was on Skype last evening with a mate back in the UK ... taunting me, he was, with his pint of "Green Goblin" ... (one of England's finest) ... since then, I have an unquenchable thirst.

Gwynt y Ddraig in suitable quantity (a lot) is on order for my return, to which I look forward (with the very hardest and best Black Country pork scratchings, of course)

Happy head rubs to you

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/22/2010 1:08:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Al I know s if this was a pub....I'd be in the corner sipping a pint or two.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 3/22/2010 3:51:06 PM   
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