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nakedthinker -> Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/4/2009 7:02:36 AM)

If you are an unemployed woman with a submissive/slave disposition who would like to assist me with my business, I need an administrative assistant at least on a temporary basis.

I am prepared to have you start working immediately with a 4 week long paid internship initially, and this could convert to a longer term job, depending how things work out. Starting pay is $8/hour for up to 40 hours per week during this first 4 weeks. I prefer someone full time but I will consider part time as well.

Duties will include sorting, filing, cleaning, organizing, answering the phone, distribution of brochures, and assorted other office-related tasks. You need to be able to think and do some problem-solving on your own. If you are reading this, I presume you have some basic computer skills; I can teach you anything else that I need. You need to be physically able to lift and carry items up to about 50 pounds although you will not be doing that all day. My wife is allergic to smoke, and even smoke on your clothing will be enough to set off her allergies, so I cannot hire smokers.

This is a legitimate offer for employment. The reason why I am posting it here instead of a typical job web site is that my office is run out of a large section of my house, and I don't want to have to de-kink all of my house and computers to allow hiring someone vanilla. Plus, we are nudists and I don't want to have to get dressed every time I want to enter my own office. You have to be willing to consider nudity and exposure to BDSM or sexually related information that you might see in my office or on my computers as a non-hostile work environment. Expect to be nude for your job interview to show your acceptance of those terms. You will also be required to sign a notarized document stating that you understand and accept the working conditions. You will not be required to work without clothing.

This is not an offer for prostitution. If we became play partners, that would be terrific, but I need help in my office. Interest in any possibility of BDSM interaction between us would have to be initiated by you. I have no interest in hitting on my administrative assistant to distract her from her work. I just want a comfortable work environment, and for me, that means clothing optional and kink-friendly.

If you are not in the local Dallas/Fort Worth area, we maybe could still work out something regarding providing you room and board in exchange for additional work in and around my home on your off hours.

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Esinn -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/11/2009 11:51:04 PM)

$8 an hour is a slap in the face.  I guess that is why she needs to be a sub.




laurasecrets -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 12:30:48 AM)

I get ~$18 in $AU... who in there right mind would work for $8? don't americans have a minimum wage? 




Ialdabaoth -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 12:33:56 AM)

Yes we do, and it's well under $8/hour.




laurasecrets -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 12:40:38 AM)

are you serious? like really serious?

that is like $au10.. our minimum wage is $au14... wow... how do people survive?




LadyPact -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 12:43:20 AM)

Does anyone else the screaming lawsuit this could potentially become?




laurasecrets -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 12:45:51 AM)

i think this is why there is the "contract"
You will also be required to sign a notarized document stating that you understand and accept the working conditions.

not that that means much




Loki45 -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 12:46:43 AM)

I think I've now seen everything.




Ialdabaoth -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 1:08:03 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: laurasecrets

are you serious? like really serious?

that is like $au10.. our minimum wage is $au14... wow... how do people survive?



WE DON'T.

I've dropped to under 100 lbs (45 kilos). My finger's been infected for weeks. My teeth are slowly rotting. I'm barely avoiding being homeless.

Shooting me would be more humane.

But this is AMERICA, Goddamnit. People like me are a lesson to the people who actually matter: don't fuck up, or you'll be like that fuck over there who can't keep food on the table! He's LAZY! He doesn't even TRY to work! Just look at him over there in the employment line, looking for some goddamn handout. "GET A JOB, YOU FUCK!"

Actually, seriously. Please shoot me, because I can't afford a gun right now, and I'm fucking done. You think if I mug someone, call 911 with their phone, and jump the cop that shows up he'll put me out of my misery?




laurassecrets -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 5:01:21 AM)

he might... but by the sounds of it you prob wont die... just add somemore pain to the mix




angelikaJ -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 6:23:05 AM)

What bothers me about the ad is that he specifies wanting a female assistant.
If play is not automatic, why not hire a guy who is happy with low wages and comfortable with nudity.




CarrieO -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/12/2009 6:36:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: nakedthinker
This is a legitimate offer for employment.


That being the case, you do understand the average salary for an administrative assistant in the Dallas/Ft Worth area ranges from $30,000 to $55,000, depending on experience and educational background, not including 401k, bonuses, health benefits and vacation pay?




hardcoredom -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/13/2009 12:52:28 PM)

I eally can't take this one serious. I mean how much would you have to de-kink your house? Don't you ever have visitors or are you that much of a recluse. No secretary sub or otherwise is going to work for $8 an hour even if it is temp to hire. Im calling BS.




LaTigresse -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/13/2009 1:40:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Does anyone else the screaming lawsuit this could potentially become?


Yeah, hopefully some smart cookie will take the job for just that reason. Eight dollars an hour is less than /entry level or fast food workers make here. And I am in Iowa, not exactly big wage country.




housesub4you -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/14/2009 2:42:11 AM)

Well, I may file a lawsuit, because of the "female only" part.  The min wage just increased to 8 bucks an hour about 2-3 weeks ago.  That is the new national level, so if you ain't getting that you're getting ripped off




Firebirdseeking -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/14/2009 5:19:28 AM)

"Expect to be nude for your job interview to show your acceptance of those terms."

WTF?  What exactly do you think a sub is?  and especially someone with AA skils?  and for $8 an hour?  I suggest you go peddle your snake oil elsewhere.




angelikaJ -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/14/2009 12:07:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: housesub4you

Well, I may file a lawsuit, because of the "female only" part.  The min wage just increased to 8 bucks an hour about 2-3 weeks ago.  That is the new national level, so if you ain't getting that you're getting ripped off


Not quite.
It becomes $7.25 on the 24th of this month.
http://www.dol.gov/esa/whd/flsa/




daintydimples -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/14/2009 12:24:18 PM)

I find this post very disturbing. Given the current state of the economy, there might be someone to whom this could look like an okay deal (despite the insulting hourly wage).

I suspect the OP is looking for someone he can make totally dependent on him, someone from out of state, with small children, whatever. Then what started out a little strange will get real strange fast.

Just too many red flags.








tediberri -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/14/2009 2:14:40 PM)

The minimum wage varies by state.  It was a national thing.  Illinois went to $8 effective July 1, 09.  And minimum wage in Texas doesn't go far, especially in Dallas, No Public transportation, everyone drives to work, housing, etc.




Phoenixpower -> RE: Female administrative assistant needed (D/FW although non-local ok, temp 2 perm) (7/14/2009 2:20:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Esinn

$8 an hour is a slap in the face.  I guess that is why she needs to be a sub.


You obviously think a "sub" has to be stupid and take something like that...I, as a sub earn at the moment $18 an hour and next year after my studies (thankfully my profession is still in very high demand indeed) I am entitled to earn at least $54 an hour...

I - like many other subs - would not be stupid enough to work under such financial conditions...[8|] 




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