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MasterG2kTR -> Senior Citizen Humor (7/14/2009 7:06:21 PM)

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to 
make their days interesting. 

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town 

and went into a shop. 
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
  When we came out, 
 there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. 
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving 

a senior citizen a break?'
 
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi turd.  
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn  tires.
 
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it 

on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This 
went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets 
he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus . We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.




MistressWolfen -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/14/2009 8:28:34 PM)

priceless..that was great!




NightTigress -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/14/2009 10:46:56 PM)

I feel sorry for the owner




Steponme73 -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/15/2009 12:08:12 PM)

I will have to remember that.




sophia37 -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/16/2009 5:49:13 PM)

lol funny




plsurnpain -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/19/2009 7:58:14 AM)

i loved it




WildIrishRoses -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/19/2009 11:26:11 AM)

LMAO - that is just wrong




mydestiny2043 -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/20/2009 2:01:00 AM)

ROFLMAO [8D]




sirsholly -> RE: Senior Citizen Humor (7/20/2009 4:28:17 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




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