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thornhappy -> Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/23/2009 6:17:11 PM)

Oh, this is fun.  My neurologist always whacks me about my lack of sleep (entirely self-induced), do you suppose she'd write me a prescription for sex??

"Forget counting calories, crunches and laps around the track. What if the secrets to a long life involved a lot less work and a much more enjoyment? Turns out, sex and sleep could be just as important to a long, healthy life as omega-3s and cardio."



Aylee -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/23/2009 6:32:21 PM)

I am sure she could. . . getting the insurance to PAY for it might be the tricky part.



thornhappy -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/23/2009 6:33:54 PM)

Jeez, I think I'd pony up even if he was out of network!



Level -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/23/2009 6:41:47 PM)

Now maybe you women will leave us guys alone when we try to fall asleep right after sex.



DarkSteven -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/23/2009 6:47:42 PM)

Here's a tip, Level... if she falls asleep DURING sex, she won't notice if you do the same AFTER.



KMsAngel -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 1:28:32 AM)

i'm f*cked.

no sex, not much sleep. thanks. i had a utterly and completely miserable day and find that along with my other health issues, i'm going to die that much earlier due to lack of sex and sleep. thanks. [:(]



GreedyTop -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 1:35:39 AM)

sex? sleep?  dis vords, vhat are dey?



KMsAngel -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 2:02:25 AM)

dunno, greedy, couldn't find them in my dictionary [&:]



Jill805 -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 2:35:26 AM)

Damn it Thorn, now you tell me!  Too late.........



sirsholly -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 3:29:07 AM)

quote:

Turns out, sex and sleep could be just as important to a long, healthy life as omega-3s and cardio."
yippie skippy.

i have insomnia and Jim.

i am doomed.



sirsholly -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 3:32:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Now maybe you women will leave us guys alone when we try to fall asleep right after sex.
the only reason we wake youz up is cause you are STILL holding the fucking remote and we want it!!!



intenze -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 6:35:45 AM)

well that tells me a lot. I should be dead next week.



LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 6:37:24 AM)

I should be half ok. I get sleep, but the sex? Nooooooooooooooo[:(]



Brain -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/24/2009 7:08:45 AM)

Talking about longevity and the secrets to a long life watch this:

Living Forever: The Longevity Revolution

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4336018714668472419



Phoenixpower -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/28/2009 10:18:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Here's a tip, Level... if she falls asleep DURING sex, she won't notice if you do the same AFTER.


Gosh Stevie...you are a smarty [;)] at least one guy with creativity to solve that issue [:D]



sirsholly -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/28/2009 11:27:40 AM)

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Now maybe you women will leave us guys alone when we try to fall asleep right after sex.

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Here's a tip, Level... if she falls asleep DURING sex, she won't notice if you do the same AFTER.
sheeesh...how you fellers stick together[8|]



Phoenixpower -> RE: Sex and sleep for longevity! (7/28/2009 1:32:20 PM)

Well, Holly, just tell Jim next time "nope, hunny, not yet...am not about to fall asleep yet, you have to wait a bit longer..." just apply Stevies model [:D]



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