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Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 3:33:28 PM

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Vile and depraved thoughts, like Yoda you post.

... or beat your ass, I will.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 3:38:04 PM

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Lightsaber is extending, yes it is.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 4:18:39 PM

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Post strangely you do.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 4:23:42 PM

Rule

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Yoda no stranger at the post office is.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 4:31:27 PM

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Crazy in de heads ya'll are.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 4:33:12 PM

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Speak with funny hybrid Yoda-southern accent kali does.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 5:13:40 PM

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An old Bubbe with yiddish inflection, sounds it does.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 8:10:51 PM

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anatomy parts she loves.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 8:12:32 PM

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(Someone, I think it was LAM, used to have this in his signature.)

Sleep on the wet spot, I will not.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 8:55:29 PM

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After thru-read, FR this is

Funny, I am seeing.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 9:03:24 PM

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God oh! God oh!

Coming am I!

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 9:07:51 PM

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Go I now. Up early must get I and to office go I.

Call you I sometime.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 9:29:31 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

God oh! God oh!

Coming am I!

A mop and bucket I give to Marc. Clean it up he is to.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 9:37:40 PM

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Old very fast this gets.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 10:08:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

(Someone, I think it was LAM, used to have this in his signature.)

Sleep on the wet spot, I will not.

(HydroMaster, was it not, dc? Though i think he changed it now, pfft.)

Sleep you not on the wet spot; curled up on the floor sleep i.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 10:32:55 PM

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Years back I had an mp3 of Yoda getting it on with some chick. Best among it was of course 'Who's your Jedi Master?'

I hear chicks dig the little people.

Then there's always this.

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/26/2009 10:37:50 PM

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Speak Yada-ese i cannot, so leave a link i shall.

http://roflrazzi.com/2009/03/12/celebrity-pictures-yoda-mini-hulk/

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/29/2009 3:05:11 AM

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Back from the dead be you to write this post!

Always,Ant~

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RE: Yoda sex - 7/29/2009 3:15:45 AM

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rolls eyes she does

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RE: Yoda sex - 10/19/2009 12:51:42 PM

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Laughs, does she, most heartily . .. .

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